The Polite Way to Pee |
The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 13:47:00 GMT |
true |
Never make someone a priority...when they only make you their option.....
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 10:56:00 GMT |
To all my Florida Friends.. |
I Hate LoveBugs!Fuck Love Bugs... All They Do Is Fuck And Skeet On YouSomeone has to create a STD for Lovebugs...They ruin your car...No one wants to see these bastards getting it on in public...Do...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 10:27:00 GMT |
remember |
Memories of you, I cling to forever,Your smiles and your laughter,always so clever.Waking up early to take care of us Even running a brush through hair full of curls.With breakfast each morning and di...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:33:00 GMT |
hmmm |
Find a guy who calls you "beautiful" instead of "hot". Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 11:28:00 GMT |
How Nice! |
..eCindye Date: Feb 24, 2009 7:52 AMSubject: PARTY.. FRIDA..Y MY HOUSE Body: Party.. at my house..! after.. 10pmany help with alcoh..ol is appre..ciate..dEVENT..!!!! MY BIRTH..DAY AND ALSO MY BFF ERIN...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:56:00 GMT |
My top 8 |
Who's Your Top 8?Crystal, Shinedown, Jbean, Jen, Cindy, Ryan, Girl, BrandonIs your number 1 sexy?of course, she is my girl!What about 6?He is a bad assWho can you tell the most to?1 3 4 5 6 7...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:11:00 GMT |
Can you solve this puzzle? |
Can you solve this puzzle?
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ost...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:20:00 GMT |
A Compendium of Puntifications |
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side wa...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 13:33:00 GMT |
Idiots! |
Subject: Idiot SightingsBody: IDIOT SIGHTINGS1.We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the open...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:29:00 GMT |
