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Thanks to all the major bands who've checked us out and became our friends! Check through the site, you may discover some new music in here! Also, a BIG thank you to the supporting local Calgary acts for responding - ultimately, we'd like to get every band doing the cover gig or original material linked to our site! It's way cooler than a list full of waterbagged bimbos or crazy dudes wearing contacts....ANYWAYS.....keep up the contact! AND SUPPORT THE CALGARY MUSIC SCENE!!!
Basically, this is a myspace account that represents 4 sorry losers in the big game of rock and roll. Hmmmm....where do we start, let's start with Greg.Greg use to play in a band called FLU, if you're from Calgary, you've probably heard of them - they were Rob Zombie wannabe's except without Rob Zombie. Greg use to drum, he did with Sugarbone up until Christmas of last year 2005 when he came up like a little girl and quit....fag. Anyways, a few weeks later he asked if he could sing, so we say MAYBE - just cuz he's gay. Anyways, it looks like its working out and we foresee no future changes....yet.Brad is a real treat - he went to school to learn how to play guitar, we're talking like COLLEGE - but you'd never know it. His biggest weakness when playing is gawking at the bulging packages of young men, it chokes him up and in turn, he chokes while playing. He's never really done anything big in the world of rock, other than fat chic's in Moose Jaw, and other than the fact the band likes him, he really has no future in the industry, other than playing bars and seeing stars.Brent is the kingpin of the band. He served a little time in the hoo-scow for laundering money through a barber shop for Korean coke lords, that's right, Koreans do blow and Brent use to have hair...OOOOO....Now this dude can PLAY!! I know a lot of other drummers out there in the Calgary scene who THINK they can keep up to him, but we like to spout he's in the TOP 3 drummers....it's really the only thing he's good at if you don't count the ending of songs. He teaches by day and preaches the Quran by night.Then we have Rodger, what an asshole. He thinks he's hot but hasn't looked in the mirror lately, the only thing finding him sexy is grannies and trannies, and only a few trannies at that! All tattoo'd up and full of attitude, this rocker just won't give up - we think he thinks he's still going to 'make it big'. Of course, he's the bass player, the EASIEST instrument in the group, and the fact that he can sing a little back up makes it worth while keeping him around - despite the fact he eats everyones food leftovers off bar tables.....eww...
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