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Jöhn the Bastard

Everybody has a dark side, but mine is darker

About Me

Robert Plant. What a fuckin tit that man is! OK I was never a fan of "Led Zepp", Jimmy Page always seemed to play a different guitar solo tha the song they were doing and if it was nt for the likes of the jeff beck group, they would never have been as popular and for my money there were far better bands of that era. But, it has to be said that they were, and are legendry and they have shit loads of fans of all ages and they did influence a lot of greater, later bands to greatness and still do. Right. Led Zepplin have just done the biggest show at the 02 arena this fuckin century, no one was dissapointed and the anticipation of more gigs to follow and a tour and maybe an album....But no! Mr Plant would sooner go on tour with a no body country crooner called Alison Krauss. What a heep of shit! It sounds like a bunch of songs that George Clooney recorded for the comedy "oh brother where art thou" and rejected. Robert Plant has done a legion of fans out of the chance to see a proper legendry band,and new fans the chance to see what all the fuss was about. just to record a load of out dated , blue grass drivell. Jon Bonham must be spinning in his grave! Has Plant lost the plot or what?
so fuck led zepp, this is the best band ever, biggest legends ever and they dont let the fans down
Motley Crue - "saints of los angeles"
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John the Bastard welcomes you mother fuckers, read em and weep
Sixx AM - heart failure
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This country has become fuckin obsessed with claims, Idle Bastards is what i call em, owt to not work, whats happenned to our once great nation? we use to kick ass! we fucked the argies off, fucked adolph off, stood up to thatcherism when she shut our pits, and now look since teachers stopped dishing out the cane, our once great nation has become a load of idle, claiming, whinging, mard arses who let wimpy hoody wearing teenagers bully them. So lets stand up and be counted once more, the immiggrants we let in will fuck our once great country up enough, without us helping, lets go back to what made britain great, stop whinging and do something constructive. dont let teenagers terrorise, dont claim for stubbing your toe on a crack in the pavement and stand up and be counted!
I start with hating every Fucker, its easier that way, and take it from there! If I dont like you I don't! If I do, I will look after you!
Bastard - Motley Crue
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i remember everything that has ever happened to me, that is why i have a tortured soul. i left home at 18, my parents split up when i was 10 leaving my mother "and her boyfriend" to bring me up. i hate bullies and after spending a few years at what i call "an idiot", i ve done the football hooligan thing, been locked up, usual crap, absolutly no point whatsoever, i soon learned a valuable lesson in life. people are out for themselves. if i like someone i like them, if i dont , i dont.i am 9 times out of 10 a very good judge of character, people intrest me ( believe it or not) which helped me gain an A level in psychology in 2002. i will never let my guard down,trust no one, not even yourself.i like to keep myself on my toes so train 4 to 6 times a week. i am also a black belt at kick boxing.
i believe that the government we know, are ruled by a government we dont know. they, as we are , are puppetts.ie no one has ever landed on the moon,AIDS was introduced by the powers that be to "cull" a ever growing population, with decreasing resourses, there has probably been a cure for cancer since the fifties,illegal drugs are allowed to be sold on the street to keep an alcohol ruled society in check,nicotine is legal but being by far the worse, killing thousands, but alone the revenue bought in to the exchequer keeps the NHS running!
big brother is watching us all.
Turn it Down - Sweet
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Enjoy what you enjoy , and dont let your mind be dictated too. i love music,(WE ARE THE ROCK N ROLL GENERATION) a hell of a lot of good has come from it, it helps and shapes your mood. to relax i play guitar and bass, although my dreams of being a rock star died years ago, a dream i now live for through my protoge and eldest son jason, who s own band and driving ambition, hopefully, will take him to big things in the music biz. I also love to ride my motor bike, a self built kawasaki streetfighter, although my "knee down" days are over, the adrenaline rush from "riding like a bastard" is second to none! OK sleep when you re dead then ,but i would nt say live every day like its your last, caution helps survival, but enjoy life, its fuckin short and life goes on when you are worm fodder! Oh and one more thing, dont fuckin cross me! or you will meet, the real,
"John the Bastard"
The happiest day of my life,
chinese Man - Revenue (they should have won)
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My Interests

My main interest is my beautiful wife, Alison

MUSIC,

BIKES,

TATTOO'S,

and

BOOZE

I'd like to meet:

All my friends below that I hav'nt met in person

and sonny barger
i would have loved to have met, kieth moon, george best,kurt cobain, oliver reed, john lennon, and stuart adamson (tortured souls)

Music:



Motley Fuckin'Crue

...... Van Halen,

Ash,

John Corabi,

Motörhead

(I took that photo of Mr Killminster)

The Police

I took this pic of mr Summner in Montreal

Ratt

Big Country

Blondie,

Audioslave,

Jimmi Hendrix,

Slade,

Ko?n,

Guns N Roses

AC/DC

W.A.S.P

Pearl Jam,

Brides of Destruction

Nirvana,

Mother Love Bone, Hanoi rocks, velvet revolver, Kiss, Poison, arcade, Ozzy Osbourne, billy idol, janes addiction, whitesnake, bad company, rhcp, ratm, the clash, u2, dire straights, inxs, Metallica,Prince, Muse, Queen, juliette and the licks, the sweet, Ramones, "ziggy stardust"bowie, t-rex, Therapy? Garbage, thin lizzy, rainbow, John Lennon, Mott the Hoople, Kate Bush, L.A Guns, Richie Sambora, iron maiden, the killers, hardcore superstar, Wolfmother, Suzi Quatro, vains of jenna, my chemical romance,.............

MY TOP 10 GUITARISTS.
1.eddie van halen
2.mick mars
2.slash
3.jimmi hendrix (R.I.P)
4.gary moore
5.tom morello
6.c.c deville
7.andy taylor
8.prince
9.ritchie blackmore
10.stevie ray vaughn (god rest his soul)
10.andy summers
10.mick ralphs
10.mick ronson(r.i.p)
10.the edge
10.steve jones
10.james whild lea (oh yes)!
10.Ace Frehley
10.Andy Fairweather-Low
10.Buckethead
10.eric clapton,
10.jeff beck
10.frankie wilsex
10.keef richards
10.mark knopfler
10.angus young
10.warren de martini
10.john corabi
10.mike mc cready
10.Robbin Crosby (r.i.p)
10.Jake E Lee
10.michael shenker
10.mick ralphs
10.brian may
10.Zak Wylde
10.phil campbell
and that funny lookin fucker who looks like a grinning clown out of bon jovi
TOP BASS PLAYER
( and there only is one)
1. Bootsie Collins.... (say no more)
However, you cant rule out the talents of,
Flea,
Mick Karn,
pino paladino
christopher wolstehume
and
Stanley Clarke,
duff McKagen
donald duck dunn
prince
Not forgetting the man himself Nikki Sixx!who is not that a great bassist, but one hell of a song writer and backbone!

Movies:

violent, fictional.Quenten Tarantino is the man!~

Television:

fictional, informative , music, and of course gratuitous violence!

Books:


the dirt............
that is the bible!

Heroes:

NIKKI SIXX,,

Mick,
Vince,
Tom,
John,
Randy (R.I.P),
,

neville "noddy" holder, don powell, jim lea, dave hill, brian connolly(R.I.P), andy scott. mick tucker(R.I.P) and steve priest(who started the whole 'Glam' thing in the first place)

Joan Rivers, she Fuckin Rocks!

stephen hawking,

gene roddenberry,

joss whedon,

fred dibnah(r.i.p),

john kosinski,

wayne rainey,

eddie lawson,

barry sheene (r.i.p)

clint eastwood,

david bowie

lemmy kilminster,

ronnie and reggie kray(R.I.P),

frankie fraser

ronald biggs

stan lee,

edward van halen,

mr carlsberg,

mr jack daniels,

al pacino,

oliver reed(r.i.p),

brian clough(R.I.P)

and sonny barger.

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