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About Me

Hello my names jonathan im on here because a friend asked me to come on here...so dont get any ideas if i don't no you and you are not attractive (male or female) then dont you dare contact me, if you think im a shovenist pig feel free to write and abuse me thats more interesting than... 'hi im jennifer i want you to be my friend, im full of sh*t, heres a spoon to eat my ass' because that just wont wash sunshine.Some woman i didn't no asked to be added to my myspace so i smacked her head off with a spade, she wont be randomly adding no more. her heads tied to my satellite dish with cress growin out her mouf as a warning.In other news i hate alot of films actors comeadians tv shows and i like a few. Another point to raise did you see when signing up it asked for your date of birth which started at 1906...is this a strictly centenery and below type function. Hollah.xxx.. Copied from MySpace.com -- Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Abu Hamza, David Yates...Roddy....Jamo...Mark, just for a drink n that cos im obviously pretty bored.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan Colley
Birthday: 27th October
Birthplace: Mansfield
Current Location: Mansfield, hating everything about it
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6.4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 7th earl of stafford, ah wait no im lying
The Shoes You Wore Today: rugby boots
Your Weakness: exercise, i have to do it alot....maybe its a strength
Your Fears: horses, not living up to the work i put in
Your Perfect Pizza: meat feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to go to australia then get a job in forensics
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cathphrases from comedy u no who u are, pricks!
Thoughts First Waking Up: i dont want to be here
Your Best Physical Feature: Back maybe? i dunno i cant see it, bin told its nice
Your Bedtime: 11.00
Your Most Missed Memory: uni school, generally younger days
Pepsi or Coke: neither unhealthy
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither unhealthy, tho if hungover BK
Single or Group Dates: Group i guess
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither im not sure wot they are
Chocolate or Vanilla: chcolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, Wow i shouldve dun a different survey
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yeah loads
Do you Sing: sum times wen alone
Do you Shower Daily: nope wenever iv dun exercise
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: bin loved it
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: yeah loads
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, im tired of staying in the same place
Do you think you are Attractive: erm yeah id like to think so
Are you a Health Freak: yessssss! a little too much
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah tho my dads an arse
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep gives u a great perspective on beauty
Do you play an Instrument: no im not creative in any sense
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: too much
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no sadly
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no no im not very freindly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: does that say Mali if so no not even a little bit
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wot the f***k im not american so drop it
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: lifes a stage and im being upstaged by my own bitterness
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope i dont giv anyone the chance
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: erm no, naked olympics same thing less water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably its hard trying to get fired
Ever been Drunk: stupid question
Ever been called a Tease: yeah hehe funnily quite a bit
Ever been Beaten up: err no get roughed up in rugby
Ever Shoplifted: yep sadly
How do you want to Die: spectacularily
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: scenes of crime officer
What country would you most like to Visit: austrailia so close i can taste it
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown darkish
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5.2 upwards
Weight: lets ay no bigger than size 14
Best Clothing Style: thatsfor them to decide no chavs or overly muse o'
Number of Drugs I have taken: wot now? none
Number of CDs I own: loads
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing at all, i shit yo not

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hello hebrews and shebrews, wot a glorious jewish day. did u see that bit in the sun that old brandy pointed out......this is quite gud. when it was discovered that ian huntley was doing voodoo in pri...
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