Dear all,
We're back in force!! Watch this space motherfuckers it's going to be BIG !!
Yours,
Monsieur Papier,
Chicken McFlurry,
The Three Butchers And A Fucking Chimney Crew.
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As Chicken McFlurry was rummaging through a dustbin, she stumbled upon a hand. Thinking she'd got lucky and found somebody to rape, she dragged out the body as quickly as she could. "Alas" exclaimed the mad woman named McFlurry, "Tis an old rusty fax machine!" She went round the the supermarchette and asked for some fax cleaner and a packet of femidoms. Unfortunately they didn't have any femidoms left so she had to do Andy Fucking Pandy with no protection on his large erection. Gutted, McFlurry left and began to cry on the street, when suddenly, out of the blue, the fax machine began to talk to her.
"Do not fear, Monsieur Papier is here," stifled the facsimile. Lady Chicken McFlurry was baffled. How could this love machine be talking to her? She replied in a muffled tone something that should not be repeated in a PG rated movie. Monsieur Papier the fax machine was appalled and tried to make a run for it, but the crazy old bat wasn't having any of it.
"Come back here you sexy so and so.... " cried Chicken McFlurry. "I want you so bad". Chicken McFlurry ran after Mondieur Papier until she caught him and took him back up to her room in the Hotel Regal. There, waiting for her was her lover and spouse "Andy Fucking Pandy." Andy was obviously aroused as she asked where the femidoms were. As you can probably tell by now, both Andy and Chicken McFLurry were as butch as the day doth come. This was because they were butchers, chopping up meat for a living. Monsieur Papier also realised this obvious fact and because he was a butch Butcher in a past life, he saw the connection. However, Andy and Chicks were total halfwits, and therefore didn't get this evident concept. After the fax machine explained it to them, they didn't understand but pretended to, and through this bond became the best of friends who often got drunk and had wild, passionate sex. Sometimes, this occured in a chimney. And this is how they came to be "three butchers in a chimney" init.
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