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Chris

Why Be A God If There Is No One To Worship You

About Me

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My Interests

Kicking back and relaxing.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Alkaline Trio, Journey, anything good

Movies:

Fight Club, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Usual Suspects, Beerfest

Television:

Chuck, Heroes, Scrubs, The Daily Show, Colbert Report

Books:

The Art of War by Sun Tsu, The Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi, The Harry Potter series

Heroes:

My parents, anybody who works at a place they hates just so they can provide for their families

My Blog

The Election

You know, this has to be the most talked about election... ever. For one, you got John McCain dominating the republican primary. Without saying, "Biyaaaaaaaaa!" On the democratic side, you have people...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:38:00 PST

something may be wrong

Before, I could get up for work when my alarm would first go off. Then I needed to set it earlier so I could hit snooze and get up eventually. Lately, I have not been getting up. Okay, so it's only ha...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:32:00 PST

What the hell?

Two people "fell" onto the freeway today. One early morning, a 32 year old woman who passed away shortly after. And one in the evening. What we need, and I was thinking it 2 weeks ago, are fences on t...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:14:00 PST

I knew he looked familiar

Watching news footage of Cyrus Belt's grandfather, I thought to myself, "this guy looks familiar". Even the name sounded familiar. I couldn't put my finger on it and shrugged it off. Thought, "he...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:06:00 PST

Food Poisoning

Monday morning I ate some bad turkey ham. I didn't know it was bad until after I ate it. I smelled the remaining ham in the package. DAMN! So all day Monday, I had a slight pain in my stomach. I get h...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:56:00 PST

Fn T-Mobile (and other gripes)

To make a bunch of stories short (since I accidentaly erased my blog). 1) I got my statement for 11/5 -12/4/07 last week (a month late) and it stated my payment is due 1/13/08. 2) I too a look at...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:10:00 PST

Phones

Shit, I'm now down to my final two picks for new phones. Nokia 6263 and Motorola W490. Both got okay reviews from both users and companies that review phones & electronics. I still got a mont...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

Mobi Wireless, The local phone company?

So I called the Mobi wireless customer service line. I was calling on behalf of my friend who wasn't sure what the operater was saying when she was asking about a phone to use while her phone is on th...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:06:00 PST

KY S&M

Alright, KY S&M , who's down. For those who don't know, it stands for "Karaoke, Yellowman, Sake & Meat". Also, for those who are in, when is good?
Posted by Chris on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:23:00 PST

Ah, The pervs that are Disney

I'm sure everyone already knows what I'm going to write... First, the castle shaped like a penis on the poster for the Little Mermaid.Then, Aladdin with "All good kids take off their clothes" or somet...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:30:00 PST