funny |
A couple, both well into their 60s, go to a sex therapist’soffice.The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"The doctor raises both eyebrow...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:40:00 GMT |
Angels in our lives |
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion’...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:39:00 GMT |
a bit of Glesga humour |
Bo'weegian Rhapsody
(apologies 2 diehard queen fans but this was just too good to pass up!)
>Is this the real life? >Or is it the methodone? >Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone? >...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:20:00 GMT |
Funny |
A flat-chested young lady went to see Dr. Smith about enlarging her tinybreasts.
Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub yourchest and say; "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boob...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
U gotta read this!!! |
Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastieLurks in yer belly efter the feastieJist as ye sit doon among yer kinThere sterts tae stir an enormous win' The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushy peasStert workin' l...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:38:00 GMT |
In The Name of Friendship |
In the name of friendship kindly deeds are done
By the hand of friendship lonely hearts are won
Friendship looks for no reward, does not seek for pay
Friendship freely given transforms the dull...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:28:00 GMT |
Drugs r bad for you..mmmkay |
Drugs are very bad for u mmkay
U never think bout wot u say
Inhibitions drift away
To bite ur ass another day
Drink is very bad for u mmkay
Too much and ur legs give way
Inhibitions melt...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:07:00 GMT |
Weekenders |
Im comin down, from the high of my weekender
Ive sobered up, from my impromptu birthday bender
Im waking up, to my nightmare coming true
Was shaken up, by the things I said to yo...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:28:00 GMT |
Just thinkin 2 |
Ain't it a shame
That we met at the wrong time
No one to blame
But you're always on my mind
I must confess
U blow my mind...its true
Its just a shame
Bad timing is keeping ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:41:00 GMT |
Tasty Blokes |
My cousin and I were talkin last week bout how there is just somethin tasty bout a bloke who wears it well!
We agreed that 'windy' shoppin is probably the most fun a girl can have with her clothes on...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:57:00 GMT |
