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About Me

The Girl
Okay, lets see if I can describe myself for you. My name is Margaret but I tend to go by all different sorts of nicknames such as, Maggie, Margie, Marge, Bitch, Baby Sister, P.J., Punky and quite a few others. I was born May 2nd and I'll be 22 this year. I'm usually pretty friendly but I can be a bitch (hence the nickname), I'm honest and loyal to my friends, I'm hyperactive and can be annoying, I'm unpredictable yet those who know me well enough can predict what I'd do, I'm pretty crazy and laugh alot. I like to randomly say things, I can tell a lie with a straight face, I can walk up to someone and say "I like to sit on Cakes" without laughing. I'm emotional and detached. Well, I'm a complete mess. I love to laugh. I laugh alot. I love to make people laugh. I love to play pranks on my parents. I do tend to make mistakes. Alot of them but hey, I'm only human. I'll probably always make mistakes. I'm not perfect.
Her Friends
Katie is my best friend. Has been for the past 10 or so years. Probably always will be. She makes me laugh and I make her laugh. She consoles me when I cry and I console her. She's seen me at my worse and I've seen her at hers. No matter what she's always there for me and she's like a sister to me . She is my little sister the one I never had. I love her dearly. You mess with her and I will kick your ass. Katie and I like to do crazy things. We play pranks on tourists. We play pranks on both our parents. We actually want to start video taping ourselves doing these pranks. They're funny. Katie is the one that laughs and messes up the pranks. Me on the other hand, I can keep a straight face all the way through. Katie and I do almost everything together. Whether it's messing with our families or just hanging out watching movies. She's the tomboy rock chick and I'm the "girlie girl" yet rock chick. She's the Yankee and I'm the Southern girl. She can skateboard and I wish I could. She's creative and I wish I was. We come up with these stupid ideas and usually we do them. The next thing we want to do is start a thing called "Kiddies on Krack". It'll be us pulling pranks and doing stunts. Why? Cause we're crazy like that.
Kris is Katie's little brother. He's like my little brother. He's a good friend and a great guy. He will also be doing "Kiddies on Krack" with us. Kris is the Punk Rock guy but he fits in with our group. We like to goof off. We have inside jokes. We do crazy shit together.
Jenni is Kris's on again off again girlfriend. She's cool. Annoying at times but who isn't. (I love you Jenni =] lol ) She's not as crazy as Katie, Kris and I but she has her moments. We also like to goof off. We do weird shit together. We hang out. Maybe she'll do some "Kiddies on Krack" also.
Tina is an ol' friend. I've known her for years. I like to think she's still one of my best friends. She use to be as crazy as me (If not crazier) but then she had kids and got married. (Damn You..LOL) Nonetheless I still love her and of course the kids. (I miss you guys) Tina is the country girl. Always listening to country. I wish we could hang out more.
Her Other Friends
Rob, Nick, Phil, Caitlin, Kenton, Brooke, Salina (I miss you girl), Tabitha (We need to hang sometime), and Sonia (We need to talk more).
Her Guy
I don't have a guy at the moment. Don't know if I want one. Guess we'll see if a guy comes along.
Her Family
My mom is well complicated. Her moods change. She can go from being nice to being a bitch to depressed to happy to paronoid in 2 seconds. Not her fault though. It's a medical condition (Schizophrena). She use to be an alcoholic when I was a kid. Then she had a surgery which fucked her up and she had to quit drinking. It was for the best though. I love her and I'd give up my life for her. She's my mother.
Mike is my stepdad. Has been since I was like 12. He's a genuine guy. I love him as though he was my real father. He's put up with alot of shit from me and yet he still cares for me and loves me like his own. He's my hero (read under hero for reasons).
My dad lives in Kentucky. I don't see him much but I talk to him on the phone atleast once a month. I miss him dearly. We had rough patches as a family and hard times but we all made it through for the better. He's very sick right now. I need to go visit him. I love my father.
Crystal is one of my sisters. I don't know where to begin with her. She's been there for me through so much. Of all my siblings I'm closest to her since we grew up together. We have our fights but no matter what, I'll always have her back. She's given me 2 beautiful neices and one beautiful nephew. I love her to death and would do anything for her. I'd take a bullet for her.
The rest of my siblings I met when I was thirteen.
Joy is another of my sisters. The oldest of the girls. We're pretty close. When I go to Kentucky I usually stay with her. She kidnaps me (lol). She's also given me two beautiful neices and one beautiful nephew. Although her's are big brats. LoL. I love her to death and I miss her dearly. I don't get to see her very often.
Cathy is my other sister. We're fairly close. I love to spend time with her. We are alike in personalitys. I love her to death and I miss her dearly. She's given me three beautiful nephews and one beautiful neice.
Joey is one of my brothers. I'm closest to him. I love talking to Joey and just hanging out with him. He's a great guy with a great heart. I love him to death and I miss him dearly. He's give one beautiful neice and he has a beautiful step daughter that I call my own neice also.
Chris is my other brother. We're kind of close. We've had our arguments and we've had our bad moments. He likes to pick on me since I'm the baby of the family. I love him and I miss him.
Timmy is my other brother. We're not that close and don't really get along. We tend to argue and fight non stop. I have my reasons.
I also have three step sisters (Michelle, Becky and Nina) and one step brother (Chris).
All together I have 15 neices and Nephews
Girls: Dixie, Chasity, Katie, Nikki, Codie Anne, Makylla, Khloie, Haley, Baby Girl on the way
Boys: Jeff, Steven, Cainan, CJ, CyCy, Wyatt.

My Interests

Music, Basketball, Volleyball, Football, Nascar, Photography, Stunts, Skateboarding, Guys, Sex, and other things.

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Favorite Lyrics At The Moment


Jason Michael Carol - Alyssa Lies
My little girl met a new friend,
just the other day,
on the playground at school
between the tires and the swings

But she came home with tear-filled eyes,
and she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa lies"

Well I just brushed it off at first,
'cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt
o'er the things she had seen.
I wasn't ready when I said "You can tell me"

and she said...

"Alyssa lies to the classroom,
Alyssa lies everyday at school,
Alyssa lies to the teachers
as she tries to cover every bruise"

My little girl laid her head down that night to go to sleep.
As I stepped out the room, I heard her say a prayer so soft and sweet
"God bless my mom and my dad
and my new friend, Alyssa
Oh I know she needs you bad

Because Alyssa lies to the classroom,
Alyssa lies everyday at school,
Alyssa lies to the teachers
as she tries to cover every bruise"

(bridge)

I had the worst night of sleep in years
as I tried to think of a way to calm her fears
I knew exactly what I had to do
but when we got to school on Monday I heard the news

My little girl asked me why everybody looked so sad.
The lump in my throat grew bigger
with every question that she asked.
Until I felt the tears run down my face
and I told her that Alyssa wouldn't be at school today

'Cause she doesn't lie in the classroom
she doesn't lie anymore at school
Alyssa lies with Jesus
because there's nothin' anyone would do.

Tears filled my eyes when my little girl asked me why
Alyssa lies.oh daddy tell me why
Alyssa lies

Favorite Music



Peaches, Akon, Eminem, Gwen Stefani, Rhianna, Evanescence, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Cassie, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, The Pussycat Dolls, Ying Yang Twins, Shaggy, Sean Paul, Shakira, Nelly Furtardo, Papa Roach, Panic! at the disco, Ludacris, Keyshia Cole, Kelly Clarkson, DHT, Craig David, Ciara, Chris Brown, Ne-Yo, Black Eyed Peas, Ashlee Simpson, Alicia Keys, P!nk, Rancid, Transplants, Buck Cherry, La Rissa, 3 Days Grace, Hinder, Puddle of Mud, Justin Timberlake, ETC.

Favorite Movies & TV Shows


Movies
Jackass: The Movie, Jackass Number Two, Nacho Libre, School of Rock, Silent Hill, Shawshank Redemption, Click, Scary Movie 1-4, American Pie 1-3, Saw 1&2, Final Destination 1-3, She's The Man, Take The Lead, Imagine Me & You, Domino, The Ringer, Don't Try This At Home: The Steve-O Video, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, The Covenant, Failure To Launch, White Chicks, The Goonies, Thirteen, The Devil Wears Prada, Step Up, Brokeback Mountain, House of Wax, Amityville Horror, Just Friends, Tristan and Isolde, ETC.

TV Shows
Jackass, Viva La Bam, Smallville, Supernatural, Charmed, One Tree Hill, Veronica Mars, Tyra, E.R., Without a Trace, CSI, Judging Amy, Tru Calling, Angel, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, ETC.

My Superman & Supergirl

My stepdad (Mike). Growing up I had a rough life with an abusive father. I didn't really trust men but when Mike came into the picture, he changed my views on men and showed me that not all men are like my father and for that, I love him and respect him. He's also been there through everything with my mothers sickness. He's a great man and I hope that one day, I'll meet a man similar to his personality. He's more of a dad to me than my real father. I love you dad!.

My best friend Katie. I don't know what I'd do without her. If I would have never met her, my life would be dull. I'd probably be nothing with out her. She is part of my soul. Always in my heart and always my best friend. No matter what, I'll ALWAYS have her back.

About The Girl

The Girl
Okay, lets see if I can describe myself for you. My name is Margaret but I tend to go by all different sorts of nicknames such as, Maggie, Margie, Marge, Bitch, Baby Sister, P.J., Punky and quite a few others. I was born May 2nd and I'll be 22 this year. I'm usually pretty friendly but I can be a bitch (hence the nickname), I'm honest and loyal to my friends, I'm hyperactive and can be annoying, I'm unpredictable yet those who know me well enough can predict what I'd do, I'm pretty crazy and laugh alot. I like to randomly say things, I can tell a lie with a straight face, I can walk up to someone and say "I like to sit on Cakes" without laughing. I'm emotional and detached. Well, I'm a complete mess. I love to laugh. I laugh alot. I love to make people laugh. I love to play pranks on my parents. I do tend to make mistakes. Alot of them but hey, I'm only human. I'll probably always make mistakes. I'm not perfect.

Her Friends
Katie is my best friend. Has been for the past 10 or so years. Probably always will be. She makes me laugh and I make her laugh. She consoles me when I cry and I console her. She's seen me at my worse and I've seen her at hers. No matter what she's always there for me and she's like a sister to me . She is my little sister the one I never had. I love her dearly. You mess with her and I will kick your ass. Katie and I like to do crazy things. We play pranks on tourists. We play pranks on both our parents. We actually want to start video taping ourselves doing these pranks. They're funny. Katie is the one that laughs and messes up the pranks. Me on the other hand, I can keep a straight face all the way through. Katie and I do almost everything together. Whether it's messing with our families or just hanging out watching movies. She's the tomboy rock chick and I'm the "girlie girl" yet rock chick. She's the Yankee and I'm the Southern girl. She can skateboard and I wish I could. She's creative and I wish I was. We come up with these stupid ideas and usually we do them. The next thing we want to do is start a thing called "Kiddies on Krack". It'll be us pulling pranks and doing stunts. Why? Cause we're crazy like that.

Kris is Katie's little brother. He's like my little brother. He's a good friend and a great guy. He will also be doing "Kiddies on Krack" with us. Kris is the Punk Rock guy but he fits in with our group. We like to goof off. We have inside jokes. We do crazy shit together.

Jenni is Kris's on again off again girlfriend. She's cool. Annoying at times but who isn't. (I love you Jenni =] lol ) She's not as crazy as Katie, Kris and I but she has her moments. We also like to goof off. We do weird shit together. We hang out. Maybe she'll do some "Kiddies on Krack" also.

Tina is an ol' friend. I've known her for years. I like to think she's still one of my best friends. She use to be as crazy as me (If not crazier) but then she had kids and got married. (Damn You..LOL) Nonetheless I still love her and of course the kids. (I miss you guys) Tina is the country girl. Always listening to country. I wish we could hang out more.

Her Other Friends
Rob, Nick, Phil, Caitlin, Kenton, Brooke, Salina (I miss you girl), Tabitha (We need to hang sometime), and Sonia (We need to talk more).

Her Guy
I don't have a guy at the moment. Don't know if I want one. Guess we'll see if a guy comes along.

Her Family
My mom is well complicated. Her moods change. She can go from being nice to being a bitch to depressed to happy to paronoid in 2 seconds. Not her fault though. It's a medical condition (Schizophrena). She use to be an alcoholic when I was a kid. Then she had a surgery which fucked her up and she had to quit drinking. It was for the best though. I love her and I'd give up my life for her. She's my mother.

Mike is my stepdad. Has been since I was like 12. He's a genuine guy. I love him as though he was my real father. He's put up with alot of shit from me and yet he still cares for me and loves me like his own. He's my hero (read under hero for reasons).

My dad lives in Kentucky. I don't see him much but I talk to him on the phone atleast once a month. I miss him dearly. We had rough patches as a family and hard times but we all made it through for the better. He's very sick right now. I need to go visit him. I love my father.

Crystal is one of my sisters. I don't know where to begin with her. She's been there for me through so much. Of all my siblings I'm closest to her since we grew up together. We have our fights but no matter what, I'll always have her back. She's given me 2 beautiful neices and one beautiful nephew. I love her to death and would do anything for her. I'd take a bullet for her.

The rest of my siblings I met when I was thirteen.
Joy is another of my sisters. The oldest of the girls. We're pretty close. When I go to Kentucky I usually stay with her. She kidnaps me (lol). She's also given me two beautiful neices and one beautiful nephew. Although her's are big brats. LoL. I love her to death and I miss her dearly. I don't get to see her very often.

Cathy is my other sister. We're fairly close. I love to spend time with her. We are alike in personalitys. I love her to death and I miss her dearly. She's given me three beautiful nephews and one beautiful neice.

Joey is one of my brothers. I'm closest to him. I love talking to Joey and just hanging out with him. He's a great guy with a great heart. I love him to death and I miss him dearly. He's give one beautiful neice and he has a beautiful step daughter that I call my own neice also.

Chris is my other brother. We're kind of close. We've had our arguments and we've had our bad moments. He likes to pick on me since I'm the baby of the family. I love him and I miss him.

Timmy is my other brother. We're not that close and don't really get along. We tend to argue and fight non stop. I have my reasons.

I also have three step sisters (Michelle, Becky and Nina) and one step brother (Chris).

All together I have 17 neices and Nephews
Girls: Dixie, Chasity, Katie, Nikki, Codie Anne, Makylla, Khloie, Haley.
Boys: Jeff, Steven, Cainan, CJ, CyCy, Wyatt.
And there is three on the way!

Extra Information

The size of a woman determines her true beauty; the bigger the heart the sharper the mind the purer the soul; for she carries paradise in her eyes, sun in her elequant smile, and elegantly walks with heaven in her step, bathed in exquisite beauty surrounded by an ethereal glow; forged of iron will she is proud, strong, brilliant, flawless, timeless, immortal, immaculate, transcendent, magical to breakable, goddess and wise, she is all this and more for she is plus size.

Music:


Peaches, Akon, Eminem, Gwen Stefani, Rhianna, Evanescence, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Cassie, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, The Pussycat Dolls, Ying Yang Twins, Shaggy, Sean Paul, Shakira, Nelly Furtardo, Papa Roach, Panic! at the disco, Ludacris, Keyshia Cole, Kelly Clarkson, DHT, Craig David, Ciara, Chris Brown, Ne-Yo, Black Eyed Peas, Ashlee Simpson, Alicia Keys, P!nk, Rancid, Transplants, Buck Cherry, La Rissa, 3 Days Grace, Hinder, Puddle of Mud, ETC.

Movies:

Jackass: The Movie, Jackass Number Two, Nacho Libre, School of Rock, Silent Hill, Shawshank Redemption, Click, Scary Movie 1-4, American Pie 1-3, Saw 1&2, Final Destination 1-3, She's The Man, Take The Lead, Imagine Me & You, Domino, The Ringer, Don't Try This At Home: The Steve-O Video, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, The Covenant, Failure To Launch, White Chicks, The Goonies, Thirteen, The Devil Wears Prada, Step Up, Brokeback Mountain, House of Wax, Amityville Horror, Just Friends, Tristan and Isolde, ETC.

Television:

Jackass, Viva La Bam, Smallville, Supernatural, Charmed, One Tree Hill, Veronica Mars, Tyra, E.R., Without a Trace, CSI, Judging Amy, Tru Calling, Angel, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, ETC.

Books:

Eh, I don't really read books. I'll read maybe once a year.. :/

Heroes:



My Blog

My Papa

As probably most of you know, I lost my grandpa on the 24th of October. It pretty much crushed me. My grandfather meant alot to me, even though I didn't always show it. He was in some form a hero to m...
Posted by ♥ Maggie ♥ on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST