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K - I - AM

I'm not normally a praying man but please save me Superman

About Me

Hi im Kiam. Yep thats my actual name. No typo. Not Kim not Liam but Kiam. It was actually a mixture of 2 names, my mum wanted Keegan and my dad wanted Liam. So there you have it Kiam. I love playing sports, music and making movies. But im not exceptional at any of these really. I still have no idea what I want to do when I grow up. But my latest list of possibilites include: Mime, Court Jester at Burger King, Pimp, Elephant stylist and snail racer.
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My Interests

This is gonna be my sport section.SPORT Ive dabbled in everything but the sports that im playing now are: Basketball, Soccer, Netball and Badminton. I do love to play sport.

I'd like to meet:

That guy, on that thing, you know, the one with the hair? And hes always walkin round and doin those things. You know him? He the guy, from the place, with the ground and that. You know him. Why am I explaining it to you?

Music:

Muse, Radiohead, The Cops, Gotye, Actic Monkeys, Beautiful Girls, Billy Talent, Chuck Berry, Cinematic Orchestra, Cog, Colin Hay, The Coral, The Doors, Gnarls, Interpol, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, The Kinks, Living End, Modest Mouse, Nick Cave, OK go, Papa Roach, Pete Murray, Pink Floyd, RATM, Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Rolling Stones, Sammy Davis Jr., Smashing Pumpkins, The Strokes, System of a Down, The D, They Might Be Giants, Wan Morrison, Xavior Rudd, JAMES BROWN pretty much everything. Alright i know this song thats featuring Snoop Dogg and its pretty crip so i take back my previous statement. He' aiiight wit me. I don't like hard core scream songs but I do like some songs that have screaming in them.

Movies:

I like most movies, so i'll say what i really hate. Anything with Lindsay Lohan in it (although Mean Girls was pretty good), The Remake of the Wickerman with Nick Cage, anything produced by Peacock Films and a few others.I really love Network Video, Madeley St Ocean Grove, Victoria. They are my favorite video store. And have really competitive prices. hehe

Television:

Family Guy, Invader Zim, THE MIGHTY BOOSH, South Park, Real Stories, The Office both British and American, Futurama, simpsons, Harvey Birdman - Attorney at Law, etc

Books:

I used to read all the time. But i cant anymore. So ive read about half of 15 books. But i have finished HP, Eragon and some others.

Heroes:

Your all my heros out there. Even you, yes you. Reading this screen. I see you there thinking, "I'm not a hero, Kiam can't be thinking I'm a hero", well thats true I mean't to say everyone but you. Sorry you just bug me sometimes.

My Blog

Basketball Travesty

Hi all, I just need to get a few things about the Drysdale b'ball organisation off my chest and If you have any comments about it all I'd love to hear from you. Okay first of all I played last wednes...
Posted by K - I - AM on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST

Kiam and Wayne's Guide to Cooking and Politics in Island Nations

Today in the island state of NewBiscutta there was a riot. Many people were eaten by angry hungry hungry Hippo Fan club Members after the three month final round of this years international competitio...
Posted by K - I - AM on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST

Kiam and Wayne's Stories - Tzatziki Dip, Nachos and the ever increasing circle of friends

'You, you are a Jack of Spades,' (Mighty Boosh reference) quipped the evil underground squash faced man. 'Your mother eats Lady Beetles!' His head was the colour and textured shape of your e...
Posted by K - I - AM on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:35:00 PST

Kiam & Wayne's Stories - Quest for the Chicken Salt Chips

Once upon a time there was a left footed man with one nostral. He was left footed because his right leg was cut off by ninjas with bow staffs, he later re-attached it with a yard of twine and the...
Posted by K - I - AM on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST