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The Nightclub Critic

I'm not here to criticize, I'm here to make Club Land a better Place.

About Me

This is a page dedicated to all the clubs in all the land. I am here to honor and respect you but my main job here is to inform the people of what your club has to offer. Now who am I to judge? I have over ten years of nightclub industry background ranging from Bar-tending, to Djing to Management. I also hold and accredited degree in Restaurant and nightlife management. For the nightclub I can be used as a tool. The eyes and ears for the things you may or may not see while you are working on the inner dynamics of you establishment For the attendee of the nightclub, this may be the page that gives you a heads up on attire, styles of music, age of the crowd etc. We Hope that you the reader will enjoy this page with an open heart and mind. For this is just an opinion of a club kid who has been on the dance floor more than once or twice.Club Safely, The Night Club Critic. I edited my profile at HerMyspaceLayouts.com .

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My Blog

How's your hearing so Far????

As the summer draws near and non-stop day and night parties are around the corner. I want you to take a second to consider your hearing. I am about to be 31 years old and have been working in the nigh...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

A Rant not too far from my own. Courtesy of Big Matt

Rantings and Ravings in Clubland Things I'm sick of:I'm sick of people shoving Victor Calderone down my throat. Yes thegu...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:08:00 PST

Maybe one day the Promoters will learn...

Ok I wasn't going to do it. I was going to suck it up but it's gone too far. I for the life of me do not understand this. If a club books a dj on a Friday and another club less than 20 miles away bo...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:29:00 PST

22 things you should know about your bartender

1. Our names are NOT "Hey" or "Yo", nor do we respond to whistles!2. Mouths closed, money out. Just because we look at you, doesn't mean we're ready for you.3. NEVER EVER EVER touch the bartender!4. I...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST

NOT a New Hot Trend....

OK. So I keep seeing companies popping up promoting Go Go Dancers. It has been posted that it is the new hot trend. Go-Go dancing is Not a new hot trend, I repeat it is not a new hot trend. Just becau...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

The Best Accident....Brite Bar Jan 27th

So This past Saturday I had plans to take my friend out to Stereo NYC for her big nite out before the Big Day, Her wedding. We waited on line only to find that the line did not move and there was...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

Review:Body and Soul at Pacha 1/14/07

Ok I just came back from the Body and Soul Party at Pacha NYC. What an experience and if you missed it I feel sorry for you. What a beautiful combination of music and people. The night was a perfect b...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

Rant . 1

Thoughts have been running through my head for sometime on how the nightclub scene could be improved in New York and especially on Long Island were I live. Then I got word on what some of the small pr...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:28:00 PST

Bianco Review

Bianco Bianco is a club that is centrally located in Hauppauge NY off of RT. 347. It is the end-cap store of the King Kullen shopping center. The line forms in front of the building and Id's are che...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:22:00 PST

Aqua - Nightclub Review

Aqua Ambiance: Aqua is a club night that is held in the Danfords Inn Hotel located in Port Jefferson, New York. Once a week on a Friday night the party is held in their upstairs catering hall. There...
Posted by The Nightclub Critic on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST