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Merkin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

That's right, your hairy little friend is back. If you have or ever get crabs I'll be there to offer you assistance. Or maybe if you are just a skank whore on Harry Hines, I am always available. Or maybe if you just cant grow your bush as thick as you would like, I come in all shapes, colors, and thickness. Craig Miller wears me everyday, especially when he rides is gay bicycle. Oh, and I cant wait for the death of Randy Galloway so I can urinate in his grave. HUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!!!
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