Thanks |
Thanks to the stranger who let me go in front of her in the express checkout line when she had 30 items and I had two.Also, thanks to the guy who let me wear his Weary Boys hat (rather he put it on my...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:48:00 GMT |
Lyricerary criticism vol. 3 |
I wanna sex you upComposed by Abrams/Calderon/Elliot Straite/Thornton/Watters/Betty WrightPerformed by Color Me BaddNotes (in italics) by John McVayCome inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:31:00 GMT |
Walmart |
For years, Walmart, or as it is "affectionately" called by some: Wally World, Sprawlmart, Wall-of-China Mart, or, as my Dad says, Satanmart, has been criticized for practicing in unfair competition, r...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 19:31:00 GMT |
Weight counter |
Tuesday - 6/19 230.5Wednesday - 6/20 228Thursday - 6/21 228.5Friday - 6/22 228.5Saturday - 6/23 228.5Sunday - 6/24 229Monday - 9/3 - 219
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:13:00 GMT |
Okay |
It has come to my attention recently that I am now in the worst shape of my life. I'm 230lbs, which is uncomfortable; I'm slow, weak, tired, etc. Therefore, it's time to make some sacrifices.&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:48:00 GMT |
Lyricerary Criticism, Volume 1: Back 2 tha Hotel |
Back 2 tha Hotel by N2Deep notes (in blue) by John McVayV-Town, brother check it out, I'm bout to throw it down Vancouver? Dick in hand, you shoulda had your toke down To quote my 3rd grade teacher...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:30:00 GMT |
Product review: Yoplait Guava yogurt. |
Smells like: a cat pissed in my yogurt.Tastes like: a cat pissed in my yogurt.Overall reaction: maybe a cat pissed in my yogurt.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:27:00 GMT |
As if you needed a reason... is Back!!! |
Seeing as my days in this great town of Lubbock are numbered, I decided to come up with a list of reasons to love this town, based on my 15+ years of experience here. After not being able to com...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:02:00 GMT |
To the girl wearing furry boots on campus last night: |
You looked real nice. Those white balls of fur wrapped around your feet really complimented that jean mini-skirt you were wearing. When I passed you on the sidewalk, I was taken aback. I w...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:41:00 GMT |
Special string theory and knot theory |
How is it that every time you set a string or cord down and don't touch them for a few hours or days, they become hopelessly entangled? I'll give you an example: I set my ipod headphones on my desk af...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:51:00 GMT |
