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SpacemonkeyOne

A Renegade Spacemonkey bent on Vengence and Drugs

About Me

You know that bump in the night... I'm the guy that grabs that bump by his scrawny throat and pisses down it to put out it's teeth. I enjoy long walks on the beach, killing kittens and sexually molesting and tortureing any Politician I can get my gruby hands on. I Despise Apes and Leperchauns. AND I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT MOVIE I DAMN NEAR PISS MY SELF WITH LAUGHTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER! I want to carve a Z in the forehead of every man woman and child on the planet. I want to breath Smoke. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

PLaying the Rape GAme Rules 1. Go to a very public place.(Stadium, Mall, Campus, etc. ) 2. Find the biggest meanest looking MothaFucker you can. 3. NAIL his ass in the head(NO WEAPONS!!!)Use your fist. 4. If he's still awake. When he tries to attack you kick him in the knee throwing him off balence wrap him up and go to the floor with him. 5. Final and must important scream rape like a mad Dike.(Please direct all hate mail and death threats to [email protected])http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
124
people with the name John Seale in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

Your Pirate Name Is...
Lieutenant-Colonel Beard of Maggots What's Your Pirate Name?

I'd like to meet:

Degenerates lowlifes scum SEXually frustrated women of the night THe unusual types that sat in the back of the class practicing their rolling skills and contemplating the diffrent ways they could kill some one with toothpaste. ANd stareing at the fatboys . . . just to make them nervous.S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The BitchCan be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
You scored as XIII: Death. Death is probably the most well known Tarot card - and also the most misunderstood. Most Tarot novices would consider Death to be a bad card, especially given its connection with the number thirteen. In fact this card rarely indicates literal death.Without "death" there can be no change, only eventual stagnation. The "death" of the child allows for the "birth" of the adult. This change is not always easy. The appearance of Death in a Tarot reading can indicate pain and short term loss, however it also represents hope for a new future.

XIII: Death


88%

II - The High Priestess


81%

XVI: The Tower


81%

0 - The Fool


81%

IV - The Emperor


81%

VIII - Strength


81%

XIX: The Sun


75%

III - The Empress


75%

XI: Justice


69%

XV: The Devil


56%

I - Magician


56%

VI: The Lovers


44%

X - Wheel of Fortune


13%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


90%

Jigsaw


80%

Pinhead


70%

Michael Myers


65%

Leatherface


60%

Captain Spaulding


55%

Candyman


45%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Buffalo Bill


40%

Freddy Krueger


35%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You Are Master Shake
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Music:

Six Feet Under, RobZombie, White Zombie, KOrn, Filter, Druid J and the Untalenteds, Stitches in the Corpse, Ice Cube, Big Daddy Kane, and Frank Sinatra.
.. You scored as Intrapersonal. You prefer your own inner world, you like to be alone, and you are aware of your own strengths, weaknesses, and feelings. You learn best by engaging in independent study projects rather than working on group projects. People like you include entrepreneurs, philosophers and psychologists.

Intrapersonal


96%

Verbal/Linguistic


93%

Visual/Spatial


79%

Interpersonal


75%

Logical/Mathematical


75%

Bodily/Kinesthetic


57%

Musical/Rhythmic


50%
The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences
created with QuizFarm.comBlinded by the Light[Chorus]: Blinded by the light revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night (fading)Madman dummers bummers, Indians in the summer, With a teenager diplomat And the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps his way into his hatWith a boulder my shoulder, feeling kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground (pickup) the calliope crashed to the ground(chorus)Some silicon sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes. I'll run you on sonny to something strong play the song with the funky breakAnd go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather charts see if it was safe outside And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if i needed a ride (pickup) asked me if i needed a ride(chorus)Bridge: She got down but she never got tired She's gonna make it to the night She's gonna make it through the night(break with soul-stirring solo)Oh momma that's where the fun is But momma that's where the fun is Momma always told me not to look in the eye's on the sun But momma that's where the fun is(chop sticks variation)So brimstone-baritone, anti-cyclone Rolling Stone Preacher from the East, says dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone thats what they expect at leastIt's a new grown chaperon standing in the corner watching the young girls dance and some fresh sown moonstone messing with his frozen zone, only reminding him of romance (pickup) and the calliope crashed to the ground(Chorus)(Chorus and First Verse)Now Scott with the sling-shot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand and some blood-shot forget-me-not said Daddy's within earshot, save the buck-shot, turn up the band(repeat Verse 2 "Silicon sister with a manager....") (bridge)

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas House of a Thousand Corpses The Devil's Rejects The Fifth Element (Thats it nothing more)
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty:
You don't really value honesty.
You do value getting your way, no matter what.
And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem.
A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them. The Five Factor Values Test Which Beautiful Fairy Are You?
Fire Fairy:-- *FUN and CHARITABLE* You are bold, confident,and popular. Creativity is definitely one of your strengths, especially when it comes to screen play. You are a natural born leader who is very deep and unpredictable. You aren't afraid to live on the wild side and spice things up.You are fairly easy going and don't get worked up that often.
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Television:

Is a horrible contraption which only serves to further pollute and rot the brains of the nationExcept that show Law and Order all of those are good. and 24 Reefer Sutherland what a guy.
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 80%

Romance - 99%

Self - Control - 28%

Kissing - 61%

Cuddling - 59%

Kinkiness - 99%

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Books:

'Maia' By Richard Adams The "Hannible" trilogy by Thomas Harris "The Dark Tower" Series by Steven King (anything by King) 'Don Quixote' by... I forget. 'The Chronicles of Narnia' By C.S. Lewis(if you feel you are too old read them to a child.

Heroes:

John Lennon, Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Sid Vicious, Bob Marley,They Followed their heart, they never sold out and they lived and died by the sword of Justice and Rightousness and Kindness.

My Blog

Studying the SpaceMonkey : Part 1

I have been a spacemonkey all my life. I lived a certain way. It was an uncertain way. Often changing of it's own accord. I remained silent when I did not know the answer, hoping that someone else wou...
Posted by SpacemonkeyOne on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

"Becoming"

  I just finished rereading one of my favorite novels, in it Thomas Harris uses the word "Becoming" to describe the character Francis Dolarhyde 's transformation in to the "Red Dragon"&...
Posted by SpacemonkeyOne on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:37:00 PST

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I Am God

Sorry, Got a little carried away. I'm adapting to this my space thing rather quickly. I know absolutly nothing about websites and html all this sort of nonsense.In any case I think it's about time for...
Posted by SpacemonkeyOne on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

In the interest of Shamanism.

You will find no great insight in to this view of the world here. Only another attempt at riding the wheels by another lost soul. This is a synapsis of my Ways.  A robin red breast...
Posted by SpacemonkeyOne on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

Salutations

Hello Hello, Welcome to the End.My Name is SpaceMonkeyOne welcome to the World of Pooh. And My lust for knowledge and insanity. ...
Posted by SpacemonkeyOne on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST