Pros: I'm interesting, bright, great in bed, and a good cook.Cons: Not much to look at (so I've been told), some personal hygiene issues.Fave Color: Black and Blue.Fave Food: Anything but McDonald's.Fave Drink: Sambuca, runner-up...Mojitos.Fave Girls: Ones with defects.Fave Way to Die: O.D. - Romantic, painless, no hospital stay, seems like an accident.Sir Loin's Tips fer Livin': (1) Only drunks and children tell the truth. (2) You don't have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep. (3) It's okay to go from front to back, but never go from back to front. (4) A fool and his money are soon partying.
