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I am so fucking Rad!!!
*NEW* Fight Club Re-enactedby Bunnies in 30 Seconds!!
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Random comments placed here for your viewing:
-i hate liars
-i love how stupid people can be manipulated so easily
-im fuckin cool
-im a bit overweight
-i dont let the previous statement stop me from doing what i want
-people who are fake can go fuck themselves
-be yourself, not who everyone wants you to be
-im the nicest guy youll ever meet
-i dont know everything there is to know about everything, but i sometimes act like i do
-im A LOT smarter than the average person
-i have morals they are just a bit fucked up
-killing people doesnt bother me
-suicide is fucking retarted
-id kill everyone on this planet before i killed myself
-i look for people who can understand the best parts of life
-im totally fucking paranoid but im getting better
-it takes a lot to earn my trust, you dont just get it from the start
-theres a quote that says people are inherently good natured... fuck that, i arm myself for the worst but hope for the best
-if you cant have fun embarrassing yourself in front of random people and your friends you dont know how to have fun
-silliness is cool!
-jerkin off in public is gross
-even when i have nothing to look forward to, nothing to keep me going, i still have hope for the future
-hope is good
-i love movies
-i do not believe in god and never will
-religion is for those who need to fill the empty place in their life, i dont have that empty place
-i dont believe in heaven nor hell, though i may refer to one or the other as in "go to hell"
-i understand shallow people though i dont perfer them
-im damn good at fixing computers
-I do jerk off, no reason to lie
-i wear dickies, collared shirts, and converse or vans
-i drive an '92 Mitsubishi 3000gt, its silver
-im 21
-i am a fast, crazy driver
-i will try just about anything once, more if i like it
-i like all animals
-i like to tickle people
-i do what i want, not what people want me to do
-fuck authority
-laws are good for stupid people, i am not stupid
-the beach is awesome, especially at night
-im not the smartest at taking hints when it comes to girls
-i dont fuck whores, sluts, or any other diseased person
-if you fuck with me, i will get revenge no matter how long it takes
-i hold grudges
-i can forgive but most of the time its not that easy
-my memory sucks but i never forget the important things
-the sunset is much better than the sunrise, but seeing the sunset then watching it rise is better than both individually
-im very persistant
-i love meeting new people
-im not afraid of much
-i wont tell you my weaknesses
-anything you think is cool about me, multipy it by 7 and thats how cool i really am :]
Fight Club Quotes:
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
"I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may."
"The things you own, end up owning you."
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
"Self-improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction...."
"The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
"Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?"
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. Fuck damnation, man, fuck redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!"
"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."
"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted."
"Listen up maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
"The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, like the first monkey shot into space! Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."
If you have not seen this movie you need to see it NOW!!!
