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About Me

I so have nothing to say. Except: I heart Enzyte commercials!! :)

My Interests

600 thread count cotton sheets

I'd like to meet:

Elvis Costello, Nick Cave, and Charles Manson.

Music:

MARY TIMONY STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON =W=
SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
HARVEY DANGER

SAVES THE DAY

Movies:

american psycho. wild things. cruel intentions. lost and delirious. office space. texas chainsaw massacre. the ladies man. follow that bird. FIGHT CLUB. clockwork orange. the rocky horror picture show. psycho. vertigo. beavis and butthead do america. say anything. dog day afternoon. heat. eyes wide shut. ghost world. lost in translation. virgin suicides. the matador. reservoir dogs.

Television:

rescue me. nip/tuck. 6 feet under. ER. sex in the city [before everyone liked it. then it sucked]. beavis and butthead. king of the hill. SNL. the daily show. the colbert report. futurama. south park. chappelle's show...

Books:

Heroes:

the man.

My Blog

Alcohol is funny

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Posted by mess the jess on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST

Tagged, motha fuckas

TAGGED, bitches.You've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. After you're done choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a com...
Posted by mess the jess on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:04:00 PST

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does anyone still read this fucker?
Posted by mess the jess on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 01:02:00 PST