Painting, reading, my Fat Butt, my pitbulls, and the Oohh Weee!
Anyone that would like to buy some art.
Nina Simone, if you have some please send it to me, even if you dont want to be friends.
Kung fu Hustle, Pootietang, American Pimp, Elf, 40 year old Virgin, Team America, The Royal Tennenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Last Dragon
Family Guy, King of the Hill, ATHF, Metalocolypse, Harvey Birdman, Squidbillies, Moral Orel, Venture Bros,
Fantasy, suspense, and romance if all else fails
Successful African Americans that give back because they want to and know they're supposed to
Two Hundred Random Questions Survey
1. Do you play an instrument? no
2. Have you ever performed on stage? yes
3. Have you ever cried in public? yes
4. Have you ever been in an accident? yes about 5
5. What's your favorite band? the Roots, who else!
6. Do you believe in miracles? YES!!!
7. Favorite country? Africa
8. Do you brush and floss? yes/yes
9. Jeans or skirt? however I feel that day
10. Do you believe in the external world? huh?
11. Have you ever peed your pants after age 8? no
12. Soup or salad? soup and salad and ... Im a litlle woman so you know I like to eat
13. Do you personally know any bums? sort of
14. Would you cry if MySpace stopped working? sort of
15. Is there happiness in slavery? why would you ask a budding revolutionary something like that
16. Do you wear perfume? not really
17. Where were you born? in Hutzel Hospital
18. Have you ever had your heart broken? I live in this world so, of course
19. Right handed? Left handed? Both? right
20. Have you ever been on a road trip? yes and I LOVE road trips
21. Have you ever been on a plane? no and I dont wanna
22. Last time you saw your dad? the other day
23. Would you flip off the president? with every middle finger in the room at the time
24. Touch or be touched? thats like saying 6 or 9
25. Last time you were really really mad? like 2 weeks ago
26. Group or single dates? single
27. Would you be my friend? if you want
28. Have you ever written a poem? Ive written a book of poetry
29. How tall are you? 5 feet 1 inch
30. Have you ever been camping? Im not into sleeping on the ground
31. Snakes or rabbits? rabbits
32. Do you like dancing? I luv to dance
33. Do you want to go to college? eventually
34. Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? BACON cheeseburgers (vegans dont be mad)
35. Why do you like the music you do? Because the only real music IS the old jazz music and because NINAs the BEST
36. Have you ever gone to a public school? yes
37. Have you gone on a date? yes
38. Have you ever stolen something over $20? my mother and grandparents raised me better than to steal
39. Do you feel sad often? I uesd to have sad days but not so much anymore
40. Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? homecooking
41. What is your favorite name? Maisha it means Miss Life but thats only until I have to name my children then itll be...
42. Do you believe in God? Yes, and heis making something so divine out of my life right now.
43. How many ex boyfriends/girlfriends do you have? a few
44. Would you live on another planet if it were possible? Id be on the first thing smokin & Im destroyin the landin strip as soon as I touch down
45. What is your screen name? the fine artist
46. Do you drink enough water? I try
47. Have you ever asked someone out? sort of
48. What is your favorite IM acronym (lol, omg, ttyl, etc)? I dont have one
49. What's your family like? estranged
50. Do you like dogs? I have 2 pitts
51. What size shoe do you wear? 6 in womens 4 in boys
52. Do you want to die? as long as I do what Im supposed to here it doesnt really matter
53. Bagels or chicken? what kind of bagels/chicken
54. Have you ever trusted in Jesus Christ as your savior? yes but not hard enough
55. Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction? no but its not called crackspace for nothing
56. What is your heritage? why, you got some scholarship info
57. Are you a neat freak? not really
58. Do you love someone? romantically YES!
59. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? no
60. What's your favorite movie? right now... Cabin in the Sky
61. Land or water? land for me but water WITH my baby
62. Last time you saw your mom? when I dropped her off at the bus station
63. Explain what you think about dating. ITS A FARCE
64. Do you have a boyfriend? I have a MAN
65. Do you know how to drive stick? Oohhh... sort of
66. Do you want to talk to anyone right now? Yes
67. Have you ever left the house naked? sort of
68. Who is the most unique person you know, and why? me cause I still havent even figured out what it is about me...
69. Who do you talk to most on the phone? Fat Butt
70. Have you ever been toilet papering? Why? no cause its stupid
71. Watching or playing sports? watching and playing
72. Would you go rock climbing? only if there was food involved
73. Have you ever been racist? sort of
74. Favorite month? February- its Black History Month
75. How much do you weigh? 105 but Im shooting for 135 send food if you feel a sista wantin to be a lil thicker
76. Where did you get your last email from? my partner in crime
77. Have you ever cut yourself? I almost cut off my thumb once
78. Do you have a crush right now? yes and he knows who he is
79. Do you know any foreign languages? no but I want to learn the language of the ancient Egyptians
80. What do you think about homosexual marriage? like I think about abortion- I wouldnt but I shouldnt have to speak for everyone
81. What's your favorite color? blue
82. Do you ever cook? I love to cook
83. Have you ever tackled someone? sort of
84. Do you like walks in the park? I used to walk evey day with my friend in a park with a topiary garden
85. Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails? sometimes
86. Who do you talk to most on IM? I dont
87. Name one person you love, and why: my mother cause she always ALWAYS supports me
88. What's your favorite animal? I said my pitts
89. Planes or boats? boats
90. One rumor that's been spread about you: no comment
91. Do you like the band Radiohead? who...
92. Have you ever been dumped? I dont think so
93. What would you change about the past? the day I lost my Vclub card
94. What was the last movie you saw in a theater? I dont remember- bootlegs RULE!!!
95. Do you like seafood? I LOVE SEAFOOD
96. Would you date someone you met ..? no- Im so in love I cant think of it
97. Are your parents still together? I dont even know what thats like
98. What is your favorite type of music? old jazz
99. Have you ever been to a beach? yes
100. Do you have a girlfriend? not in the romantic sense
101. Have you ever been home schooled? no
102. Would you run from the police? maybe
103. What is your favorite hair style? the afro or afro puffs or locks or cornrows... get my drift
104. Would you have plastic surgery? maybe only to lift something once I got older
105. Good or evil? GOOD and working on being better then best
106. Explain your political beliefs. I believe that the black man is usually undercut and should be hailed as original man
107. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on? Detroit to Chicago
108. Do you cry a lot? only when Im sad
109. If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry? Fatt Butt I told you
110. Happy or depressing music? old jazz cant you read
111. Do you like yourself? I like me and I love me in abundance
112. What was your New Year's resolution? I self evaluate all throughout the year
113. Do you sing? only in the shower- thats how he knows when Im happy
114. Drums or guitar? drums
115. Orange juice or apple juice? do I have scurvy or am I stopped up
116. Mints or chewing gum? mints they last longer
117. Would you flip off the pope? yes he's the devil
118. What is your favorite word? shenanigans
119. Do you drink soda? not if I can help it
120. Who is your newest friend? myspace
121. What name brand do you wear the most? whats a namebrand?
122. Do you have any tattoos? NO, my body is a temple. Have you worshipped today?
123. Mom or Dad? MOMMY
124. Have you ever failed drivers' ed? Why? yes, cause I couldnt get there on time
125. Do you study the Bible? not like I need to, but see me next year this time
126. Explain what you think about abortion. its personal to each person
127. What is something you wish you were better at? selling my art
128. Have you ever been on a cruise? no, but see me next year this time
129. Do you look like your mom or your dad? mom definitely but I got my dads cleft
130. Do you find dead people interesting? only in the retrospective
131. Have you ever been late to work because of myspace? no
132. Who DID let the dogs out? 69 boys?
133. Have you ever made a blood oath? no but Ive been a ketchup sister
134. Do you have a job? What is it? yes Im a hustler, Im a, Im a huslter homie
135. What's your favorite song? Wildflower by New Birth
136. Do you like photography? yes my best friends are photographers
137. What is your dream job? what Ill be soon, a world reknowned artiist and wealthy philanthropist
138. Do you sleep naked? every chance I get
139. Do you like depressing music? when I depressed
140. Day or night? day
141. Have you ever walked more than a mile? more than a couple of times
142. Favorite food? Stanleys Shrimp Fried Rice
143. Would you set yourself on fire? only pretend fire for the amusement of other bored audience members
144. Have you ever been in a movie? no but giveme some time
145. Favorite age you have been so far? 17
146. What's one unique thing about you? me
147. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Ive cried in my sleep
148. Do you like to learn? I love to learn
149. What was the last compliment you GAVE? Mianne writes beautifully and I made sure to tell her so
150. Would you sell your soul to the Devil? no
151. When you wake up, what is the first thing you think? I need to pray for today
152. Have you ever tried to bite a dentist? who the hell came up with this question
153. What are you wearing right now? nothing I care to remember when I read this later
154. Hug or kiss? intimacy period
155. Who do you want to meet? artlovers with money to spend and me in mind
156. Do you like poetry? yes
157. What is the last thing you said to someone? Alright Pimpjuice, holla atcha boy. Revolution!
158. Favorite website? Maishahughes.tripod.com
159. Have you ever been on a boat? yes
160. What's the sickest you've ever been? I almost had to have my tonsils out
161. Have you ever seen Switchfoot in concert? no
162. Apple or Microsoft? which one is free
163. How much cash do you have right now? $
164. Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? Cedar Point when I was too little to remember it and not since
165. Have you ever committed suicide? if I committed suicide then whos checking my email every day
166. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? yes
167. Have you ever been on TV? yes
168. Do you like tongue twisters? Oohhh... yeah
169. Do you like the taste of blood? Im no vampire
170. Pink or blue? blue
171. Last phone call? The CEO of Dopest Ethiopians
172. When do you get up? when Im supposed to
173. Do you like holidays? its another day
174. Have you ever written a song? no
175. What is your favorite musical instrument? drums
176. Favorite celebrity? me didnt you know you were among American royalty
177. What is one bet you've won? I dont gamble
178. Do you stop to smell the roses? every chance I get. Thats why they're there
179. Flip-flops or slippers? flip-flops
180. What does the world need more of? HIS HOLY SPIRIT in abundance
181. Favorite city? I havent travelled nearly enough to choose from
182. McDonalds or Burger King? Burger King, dont they have tendergrills where youre at
183. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? no
184. What does the world need less of? sin
185. Meat or veggies? meat
186. How do you align yourself politically? with the ones that closest resembles the right thing
187. Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most? 33.3/33.3/33.3
188. Would you try to take over the world? no, but 'saving the world' is on my list of things to do
189. What's your phone ringtone? I dont do cellular
190. Are all the pigs lined up? threre're no farms around here
191. Would you smoke? whats in the blunt
192. Would you eat human flesh for money? I dont know if theres a such thing as enough money for that one
193. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possesions? leave them to my mom, she'd know what to do
194. Have you ever fallen in love with a best friend? yes and I regret just a little bit that I didnt persue it... Ahh, destiny
195. What do you think of reality TV? why is it time for Flavor of Love
196. What is your lucky number? I dont believe in luck
197. What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? I dont believe in credit
198. Have you ever prank called someone? no
199. Collar popped or normal? I dont like collars
200. One best friend or many good friends? 2 not including Fatt Butt and family
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