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IVAN KOLOFF

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Name: What's it to you?
Birthdate: Christmas Day!
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island
Current Location: Baltimore, MD aka Charm City, Harm City, Murdermore, The City that Bleeds.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: None (Does not include Pubic hair)
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 210
Piercings: none
Tatoos: Enough
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Overused Phraze: "I'm over it." Over what? I hate when people say that. Get over deez nuts! How about that.

FAVORITES
Food: Italian/Caribbean
Candy: Now & Laters, Jolly Ranchers or whatever Dorian's mother feed me.
Number: The number of times my girlfriend checked my voicemail to see if I was cheating on her. Women ain't shit but I still love her. You know who you are.
Color: BLACK!
Animal: Niggas in Baltimore! Baltimore niggas are worse than animals
Drink: BEER!
Alcohol Drink: Vodka and BEER!
Bagel: BEER!
Letter: B for BEER
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass and Tits.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: BEER!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Neither. That shit will kill you. I prefer Young's Carryout and G & G Cutrate
Strawberry or Watermelon: Both if they're soaked in Vodka
Hot tea or Ice tea: BEER!
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla Vodka
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: BEER
Kiss or Hug: I'd rather f**k
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: BOTH
Summer or Winter: Fall
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Violent Movies
Love or Money: Both are so overrated but I'll go with money. You can buy love
YOUR...
Bedtime: When and wherever I pass out.
Most Missed Memory: Stealing Cassette tapes from Caldors as a child
Best phyiscal feature: You tell me.
First Thought Waking Up: Just ten more minutes.
Goal for this year: To attend church more however, there are more heathens and criminals in church than on lockdown. LORD HELP US ALL!
Best Friends: Dorian, Tia, Ryan, Chris, Nisha, Tammy....They ain't shit!
Weakness: Women, women and women
Fears: GOD and not getting sex.
Heritage: Jamaican/Haitian. What a combination!
Longest relationship: 2 long hard years.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Often
Ever Smoked: Weed
Pot: Pot is so derogatory. I see it as a vegetable that you smoke. Vegetables are good for you.
Ever been Drunk: Often
Ever been beaten up: What? I'm a stallion!
Ever beaten someone up: Yes. I had beat Dorian's mother. She didn't have my money.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes. Times were hard on the boulevard.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes. BEWARE! Chlorine will damage your sack.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: F**K NO!!!!!!
Been Dumped Lately: Yes. Thank God! That chick was irritating like wool fabric.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any. As long as she can see.
Favorite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long: Doesn't matter..oh wait. You can't pull short hair. Damn!
Height: Tall enough to get it. When you lay down we're all the same size.
Style: Freak
Looks or Personality: Personality. SIKE!
Hot or Cute Definitely Cute. Hot could mean burning from an STD.
Drugs and Alcohol: I'll put it like this: I don't f**k with drunks or junkies. If you are either of the two, you don't need me. You need Jesus.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Bones hurt and I don't like women that aspire to be dudes.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None. Past Experiences are life lessons. Life lessons become wisdom.
What country do you want to Visit: Beirut. I wanna see how they really living.
How do you want to Die: I wanna die with the three B's;a BEER, a BLUNT and a BROAD
Been to the Mall Lately: F**k the mall!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Snowstorms with plenty of sandwiches.
Get along with your Parents: HELL YEAH! Love 'em to death.
Health Freak: No. Why worry about health? You gonna die anyway.
Do you think your Attractive: I'm a hunk!
Believe in Yourself: I'm the Status Quo!
Want to go to College: Been there. Done that. F**K COLLEGE!
Do you Smoke: Herbals
Do you Drink: Often
Shower Daily: Better believe it. Gotta stay fresh for my freaks
Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you Sing: like shit
Want to get Married: One day
Do you want Children: Oh yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: Yes. Urethra, Herb and Mookman
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Hate anyone: Anyone making wack Hip-Hop music. RESPECT THE CULTURE!

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Graffiti Art: Hip-Hop's Forgotten Element

An element of the Hip Hop culture misinterpreted and misrepresented by the mainstream media, and most especially hated by affluent main stream america who don't understand the roots or meani...
Posted by IVAN KOLOFF on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:10:00 PST

What is Hip-Hop?

The term hip hop (also spelled "hip-hop" or "hiphop") refers both to a musical  and cultural genre or movement  that was developed by Blacks  and Latinos predominantly in urban com...
Posted by IVAN KOLOFF on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:57:00 PST

Who stole the DJ?

Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to announce that having DJ Skribble on MTV twice a week just won't cut it.  MTV is a pseudo hip hop promoter.  Tossing Funkmaster Flex on TRL three times a yea...
Posted by IVAN KOLOFF on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST