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Name: What's it to you?
Birthdate: Christmas Day!
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island
Current Location: Baltimore, MD aka Charm City, Harm City, Murdermore, The City that Bleeds.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: None (Does not include Pubic hair)
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 210
Piercings: none
Tatoos: Enough
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Overused Phraze: "I'm over it." Over what? I hate when people say that. Get over deez nuts! How about that.
FAVORITES
Food: Italian/Caribbean
Candy: Now & Laters, Jolly Ranchers or whatever Dorian's mother feed me.
Number: The number of times my girlfriend checked my voicemail to see if I was cheating on her. Women ain't shit but I still love her. You know who you are.
Color: BLACK!
Animal: Niggas in Baltimore! Baltimore niggas are worse than animals
Drink: BEER!
Alcohol Drink: Vodka and BEER!
Bagel: BEER!
Letter: B for BEER
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass and Tits.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: BEER!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Neither. That shit will kill you. I prefer Young's Carryout and G & G Cutrate
Strawberry or Watermelon: Both if they're soaked in Vodka
Hot tea or Ice tea: BEER!
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla Vodka
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: BEER
Kiss or Hug: I'd rather f**k
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: BOTH
Summer or Winter: Fall
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Violent Movies
Love or Money: Both are so overrated but I'll go with money. You can buy love
YOUR...
Bedtime: When and wherever I pass out.
Most Missed Memory: Stealing Cassette tapes from Caldors as a child
Best phyiscal feature: You tell me.
First Thought Waking Up: Just ten more minutes.
Goal for this year: To attend church more however, there are more heathens and criminals in church than on lockdown. LORD HELP US ALL!
Best Friends: Dorian, Tia, Ryan, Chris, Nisha, Tammy....They ain't shit!
Weakness: Women, women and women
Fears: GOD and not getting sex.
Heritage: Jamaican/Haitian. What a combination!
Longest relationship: 2 long hard years.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Often
Ever Smoked: Weed
Pot: Pot is so derogatory. I see it as a vegetable that you smoke. Vegetables are good for you.
Ever been Drunk: Often
Ever been beaten up: What? I'm a stallion!
Ever beaten someone up: Yes. I had beat Dorian's mother. She didn't have my money.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes. Times were hard on the boulevard.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes. BEWARE! Chlorine will damage your sack.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: F**K NO!!!!!!
Been Dumped Lately: Yes. Thank God! That chick was irritating like wool fabric.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any. As long as she can see.
Favorite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long: Doesn't matter..oh wait. You can't pull short hair. Damn!
Height: Tall enough to get it. When you lay down we're all the same size.
Style: Freak
Looks or Personality: Personality. SIKE!
Hot or Cute Definitely Cute. Hot could mean burning from an STD.
Drugs and Alcohol: I'll put it like this: I don't f**k with drunks or junkies. If you are either of the two, you don't need me. You need Jesus.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Bones hurt and I don't like women that aspire to be dudes.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None. Past Experiences are life lessons. Life lessons become wisdom.
What country do you want to Visit: Beirut. I wanna see how they really living.
How do you want to Die: I wanna die with the three B's;a BEER, a BLUNT and a BROAD
Been to the Mall Lately: F**k the mall!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Snowstorms with plenty of sandwiches.
Get along with your Parents: HELL YEAH! Love 'em to death.
Health Freak: No. Why worry about health? You gonna die anyway.
Do you think your Attractive: I'm a hunk!
Believe in Yourself: I'm the Status Quo!
Want to go to College: Been there. Done that. F**K COLLEGE!
Do you Smoke: Herbals
Do you Drink: Often
Shower Daily: Better believe it. Gotta stay fresh for my freaks
Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you Sing: like shit
Want to get Married: One day
Do you want Children: Oh yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: Yes. Urethra, Herb and Mookman
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Hate anyone: Anyone making wack Hip-Hop music. RESPECT THE CULTURE!
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