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Anthony the Obscure

About Me

Hmmm. About me. I really don't know what to say. I'm a nut and that should be obvious to anyone who knows me. I like to read, write, watch movies and hang out with friends. Will try anything once. I miss people too much sometimes, which sucks. But always look forward I say. I'm also far too honest about EVERYTHING. I think it scares people. Starting college in a week. Yeah, I know, very late start and all, but I say do things when YOU want to do them. Screw society's rules.AIM - ItsTooCool22
Athena
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Name: Tony, Anthony, Asshole, depends who you're asking
Birthdate: January 10, 1980
Birthplace: not sure, Hell sounds nice.
Current Location: Work...but I should be leaving her soon, oops, I mean Shirley.
Eye Color: Hazel/Grey
Hair Color: Brown today
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 160 lbs.
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Negative. Delilah's gone...
Overused Phraze: Evidently
FAVORITES
Food: Fast. I'm not cooking for one.
Candy: Avoid it like ithe candy colored plague.
Number: Sorry not interested. ;-)
Color: Black
Animal: Wolf
Drink: Coke straight.
Alcohol Drink: Jack Daniels straight and never shall the twaine mix.
Bagel: One that turns itself into a breakfast sandwich.
Letter: Ones professing their undying love of me.
Body Part on Opposite sex: Face
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Haven't we been through this?
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry.
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea. I must be British.
Chocolate or Vanilla Can't I love them both equally?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate without doubt.
Kiss or Hug: A lot of both.
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Are you kidding? Punk. But only pre 80s.
Summer or Winter: Winter.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Devil's Rejects was both.
Love or Money: Love.
YOUR...
Bedtime: let you know whenever I actually sleep.
Most Missed Memory: well that would have to be...wait, forgot it.
Best phyiscal feature: Some say my eyes. I don't really know.
First Thought Waking Up: Again!
Goal for this year: Finding THE girl.
Best Friends: Lisa. Besides her: These are the Daves I know, I know. these are the Daves I know.
Weakness: Doubt
Fears: Regret
Heritage: Irish, German and Russian which makes me a drunk. Also a pinch of Native American as if that helps.
Longest relationship: Nearly 2 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yep.
Ever Smoked: Yep but only when I'm mad.
Pot: Ask me when I'm not stoned.
Ever been Drunk: Hehe.
Ever been beaten up: Yep, but only when jumped. Only pussies fight in groups.
Ever beaten someone up: 13 times and counting. Wanna be 14?
Ever Shoplifted: I used to be a master criminal...
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope, but I've streaked.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Quite a bit.
Been Dumped Lately: No. Not lately.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Bluebrown
Favorite Hair Color: brown, curly
Short or Long: Medium
Height: short
Style: un-preppy.
Looks or Personality: Personality.
Hot or Cute Cute all the way.
Drugs and Alcohol: Depends on how dependent they are on either.
Muscular or Really Skinny: A little meat is nice. I like a girl who eats.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Too many to list here my friend.
What country do you want to Visit: Afghanistan!! Yeah right. Britain or Ireland.
How do you want to Die: Either by walking into the sea or catching a bizarre illness on an adventure in the congo, whereupon an aborgini tribe carries me around like Dr. Moreau until dead.
Been to the Mall Lately: Whenever I can't avoid it.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, but I like the lightning better.
Get along with your Parents: Um....occasionally.
Health Freak: As Alf would say....Ha!!
Do you think your Attractive: Nope. Never did, probably never will.
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes. But other times I'd swear I was purely fictional.
Want to go to College: I'm going, so yes.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Drink: Not like I used to.
Shower Daily: Sometimes twice.
Been in Love: Yep. Sigh...And I want to be again. Some people never learn.
Do you Sing: I can't, but I do.
Want to get Married: Yeah, that would be nice.
Do you want Children: One day.
Have your future kids names planned out: Actually, yeah.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Can you lose it twice? Cause that sounds like fun.
Hate anyone: Yep. And if you want, I'll give you there names and addresses.
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My Interests

Music, Comics, Concerts, Movies, Wrestling although it is fading and my peoples. Especially interested in finding the ones I've lost. Can you pay to put a face on a milk carton?
Dancing With Myself
By Billy Idol
..

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson...but he's dead. How about Jim Morris...dead you say? Forget it, everyone I've wanted to meet I already have, or are dead. Gary Oldman and Charlie Manson. There.Although there are scores of people I'd like to meet again. You know who you are.
Thug Bear

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You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ...

.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for ..1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


96%

Lara Croft


79%

Indiana Jones


75%

El Zorro


75%

The Amazing Spider-Man


67%

Neo, the "One"


58%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

Maximus


58%

William Wallace


42%

The Terminator


33%

James Bond, Agent 007


33%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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.. You scored as Spike. You scored as Spike. You feel like you're misunderstood. When you care for others, it's deeper than they'll ever know. Though no one thinks you'll change/pull through, you'll show them.

Spike


83%

Rupert Giles


75%

Buffy Summers


67%

Dawn Summers


67%

Anya


67%

Willow Rosenberg


63%

Tara Maclay


54%

Xander Harris


46%
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You make every one laugh!!! You are so funny and can always think of something great to say! Make sure you don't hurt someone with your jokes, but keep being your funny self!!Your results:
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Music:

Cake is God. But then there's Pantera, STP, Smashing Pumpkins, Counting Crows, Nirvana, the Doors, Sex Pistols, Sound Garden, Billy Joel, the old Phil Collins, the old Jewel, Jimmi Hendrix, Aerosmith, the Joe Jackson Band, Soundgarden, KMFDM, the old NIN, Tool, Elton John, Eminem, Foreigner, Queen, the Velvet Underground, Bob Dylan, Bruce Hornsby, Johnny Cash, Chris Isaak, Eric Clapton, Butthole Surfers, REM, Presidents of the USA, Tenacious D., Depeche Mode, Johnny Cash, Billy Idol, the Clash, Peter Gabirel, Mike & the Mechanics, Modest Mouse, Pearl Jam, Toto, the Cure, Radiohead, Huey Lewis & the News, old Madonna, the Pretenders, Men without Hats, Rod Stewart, Ah Ha, Cheap Trick, and many, many more, but I'm blanking...

Movies:

If only Hollywood were real life. Sigh...A beautiful thought however.The Professional is the best movie of all time. Go rent it already. Also like in no cetain order, American Psycho, Female Perversions, ALL Stanley Kubrick movies except 2001, all David Lynch movies except Eraserhead, ALL of Terry Gilliams shit even Jabberwocky, really, REALLY B horror films, anything John Waters has ever shat out, anything by Jean-Claude Jeanet, anything by Luc Besson, Peter Jackson's...experiments, Sam Raimi before he sold his soul to Sony, V for Vendetta, Labyrynth, Princess Bride, Dark Crystal, Willow, Never Ending Story 1 & 2. Immortal Beloved, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Romeo is Bleeding, pretty much ANYTHING with Gary Oldman in it. I watch too many movies. I love them all, except for any dreck by Ben Affleck or that other non-actor Keanu Reeves.Oh, and it has been brought to my attention that I have neglected my good buddy Quentin Tarantino. You know I love you Quentin! Just stop presenting other people's garbage, okay!!! Thank you...
You are Donnie Darko! You are confused and mentally
unstable but you are a truly great guy who just
wants to love, be loved, and not die alone.
"I promise one day everything will be
better for you."
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The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

My sister got me addicted and I mean addicted to Friends. I'm going to buy Friends trivial pursuit so I can WOW people with my useless knowledge. Other than that, TV sucks. Actually, come to think of it, all TV sucks. I watch Friends of DVD afterall. DVD is GOD!!! I also own the Twilight Zone, In Living Color, and the Kids in the Hall sets. And a slew of old cartoons. I also got the orginal Star Trek series, because Shatner is the King of Kung-Fu.

Books:

I read too much. Right now I'm halfway into the Vicomte de Bragelonne, Favorite authors are Bradbury, Wells, and that guy who wrote Lord of the Flies. Damned forgettably named writer. I like the classics, I read Alexandre Dumas, Jane Austin, Charles Dickens, Tolkien, Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker, Victor Hugo, Robert Louis Stevenson, William Shakespeare, Herman Melville, Gaston Leroux there is a reason these books are classics people. As far as new authors, I have had mild affairs with Stephen King, Ann Rice, Chuck Palahniuk; and Piers Anthony: Welcome to the land of Xanth people...

Heroes:

I have many heroes for many different reasons. Luke I still miss ye you goofy furball. All my other heroes are friends as well. Worshipping people you do not personally know is like worshipping a false-god. I miss ALL of them. Well, most of them.

My Blog

Chernobyl Heart

No one, lonely Shall anyone understand This bitter contempt I hold, fiery rage to knock you down Carefree, selfish If only I could lie But in the end sweet thoughts linger round your name Hot cold de...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:24:00 PST

"The Awakening" an Essay for EG13 (the last one, thank GOD!!!)

"There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow," William Shakespeare wrote in his play "Hamlet." It is this line that comes to mind while reading the story of Edna Pontellier in Kate Chopins ...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:56:00 PST

World War I Q & A Essay for Civ. & the Human Experience II

1. At the outset of the first Word War, many people saw it as a good thing. This was mostly due to the boredom and stuffy social atmosphere of the 19th century. Three people from the time who expresse...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:02:00 PST

"A Doll's House" Essay for EG13

"Yes, do. Then Ill be better able to tell her what to do," Torvald Helmer told Dr. Rank in Henrik Ibsens play "A Dolls House." The her in question is Torvalds most prized possession in the world, his ...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:28:00 PST

Really, really bad essay on Beginnings for EG13. ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

About beginnings, noted author Ray Bradbury once said that, "any good story should steal their audiences attention, at the same time immersing their senses in the given world they are taken to, whethe...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:58:00 PST

Four Lines on a Train...newest poem thing...

He mourns for the path not taken, but the world he lives in is his own making. Yet he thrives in this world he's faking, never knowing himself when waken....
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:56:00 PST

Self-Inflicted Heresy...my first new poem in like a month...blah...

Why's this world filled with so many ordinary people? Living up breathing air as you do . . . Why is there got to be so many ordinary people? Living life cause there's nothing else to do . . .  ...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:16:00 PST

Short Story Comparison Essay for EG13

While reading the short stories: "Cat in the Rain" by Ernest Hemingway, "Story of an Hour" by Kate Chopin, and "The Yellow Wallpaper" by Charlotte Perkins Gilman; it is easy to spot the many similarit...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 04:46:00 PST

Essay on Hamlet, a Machiavellian Prince?..Man I have to get back to writing stuff that matters

Although the aims of both Claudius and Hamlet from William Shakespeare's play "Hamlet" differ greatly, the end result of their missions are hopelessly intertwined. A battle of wit and wills, the true ...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:54:00 PST

Comparative Essay for EG13...blah it's writing like this makes me never want to write again...

Many similarities can be drawn between the themes, structure, and content of the two poems: "La Belle Dame sans Merci" and "Because I could not stop for Death," written by John Keats and Emily Dickins...
Posted by Anthony the Obscure on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:52:00 PST