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Who is this Derek guy?

I've got 22 years of trickiness and creativity under my belt. And... according to a questionnaire which I took while sitting in a class I didn't belong in, I have a 75% social desirability. Maybe I should focus my educational aspirations on a psych major so I can sit around all day and answer true / false tests to find out how desirable I am?

What's there to say? Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Literally. I'm that back country hiker who didn't bother to heed the warning signs that read Park Closed: Hungry Wild Ass-Bears Seen Mauling Hikers. I went ahead and ignored the signs, ran into a beastly bear, fell into a Batman lair-like cave as I tried to outrun the bastard, and got myself wedged between hell and a giant boulder. So I have a little extra baggage I have to carry around. The emotional kind. Who doesn't have any of that? The question is where's the lost & found when you need it?

I want to meet someone to pick the bones out of my fish. I hate getting pricked by those damn things during dinner. I also want to meet someone who can tell the difference between Haribo and Black Forest gummi bears based on taste alone. They're not the same dammit!

Sometimes what you're looking for is staring right back at you.

Smile.

Vitals /////////

Age :: Twenty Two
Body :: Six Two
Status :: Nag-iisa
Here for :: Friends / Networking
Orientation :: Women
Hometown :: Seattle
Ethnicity :: Pacific Islander
Occupation :: Geek

Interests /////////

Music :: The clang of pots n' pans or random nonsense humming.
Books :: Huh? Don't people give these to short friends to sit on?
Movies :: The Incredibles
Design :: Projects never look the way they look in my head

Links /////////

5ThirtyOne :: Journal Design Eyecandy
UNEASYsilence :: Observing the unobserved
Flickrstream :: Personal Flickr photostream
del.icio.us :: Sometimes I find the good stuff

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