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Penny Lane

I laugh in the face of irony....

About Me

I LOVE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME LAUGH...LIFE IS JUST A LONG MOVIE, SO BEST IT IS FUNNY WHILE YOUR ARSE FALLS ASLEEP!.....hmm me? Well I'm a little manic, a little left field, a little crazy. I'm just like you.

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I study as well as love Natural Medicine and Nutrition. I believe we are all here on this earth to love,lose,hurt, learn,explore and help others... The faster you choose to be happy, the quicker you will understand the true meaning behind your existance.. I love Philosophy, psychology, losing the plot on the dance floor for hours, writing random poems and stories, walking...i like to walk or run when im mad! Mostly my writing is my passion... I pretty much find the most fun out of the simple and stupid parts of life. I also love creating random conspiracy theories about the world to keep life interesting....and my friends laughing!....I never want to become complaicant. TEENAGE MEMORIES......... Come indulge in real freedom, Touch a stranger you'll find your soul mate. See how it feels to love me love me love me, watch how beautiful life truly is. No fears, no shame, Only utter perfection, Desire, tranquility, lust. See that boy, watch him dance He's a slave to the music, the master of his universe. I want him to see me so I get to look in his eyes, Listen to the constant beat, a thousand pounding hearts and the bass, a thousand ticking bombs. Inside us all the music a steam train, it's coming around the corner in charging speed, it comes from behind feel the adrenaline, the silent roar, Embrace the flood of emotion in discovery of how delicious it is to exist, in this moment there is a million wonders if you seek you will find, Infactuated with being alive. Take your mask off, You're so fucking beautiful and every other person here thinks so. A thousand strangers in total empathy, All their uniqueness placed under a strobe light, Finally we're all content to be real. Here it comes, the train again, Make this journey even better, feel the intensity, we're gonna lose all control, you and I...... See that boy, he's smiling this way, His pupils eclipse what he knows of tomorrow. A thousands heart beats is all I hear now, Almost to sereal to bare... Tick Tick... I smile as I wait for fate and in his eyes, he knows.... Tick Tick.... I want to touch him forever.... Tick Tick..... like a caged lion, the suspense is killing me, him, YOU. I would love to die tonight, in your arms, hold on tight, just tonight and hide me from yesterdays pain and those boys who did not love me. Sheild me from tomorrow, and that sunlight of truth, don't let it arrive, and please let me believe that all this was real, all this I know on my untouched Island of dreams....Penny Lanexxx
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Penny Lane
Birthday: I'm a leo
Birthplace: The land of Kangeroos!
Current Location: Skip skip skippy!!!!!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde/red
Height: perfect
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty's live longer.....
Your Heritage: and it matters because????
The Shoes You Wore Today: what the?
Your Weakness: it's a song.....can you guess???????
Your Fears: refer to song!
Your Perfect Pizza: delivered 24/7 (who says pizza cravings cant happen at 10am?)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: you'll see....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol.....i really need to stop being so lazy! ha ha?
Thoughts First Waking Up: tomorrow i'll give up coffee.....
Your Best Physical Feature: me! cause all my bits work and are in the right place!
Your Bedtime: yeah...about that....
Your Most Missed Memory: i miss my memory!
Pepsi or Coke: ew..they are both recipes for soooo many illnesses...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Do we even have a Burger King?
Single or Group Dates: define a date???
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither....i make my own!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry Vanilla!
Cappuccino or Coffee: chai
Do you Smoke: after i do one of three things.....
Do you Swear: oh I never!
Do you Sing: anything and everything...sorry neighbours!
Do you Shower Daily: are there really people that don't?
Have you Been in Love: yes I have
Do you want to go to College: I wanted to so now I'm doing it!
Do you want to get Married: under assessment....
Do you belive in yourself: belive? yes i belive in myself!! lol..i mean ha ha!
Do you get Motion Sickness: I think it's also called vertigo!
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah!
Are you a Health Freak: depends which way the pendulum swings...but in general I believe health=balance.
Do you get along with your Parents: when I humour them..yes mum it's a matter of life or death to me too if their is a cup in the sink....
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live for the thunderstorms!
Do you play an Instrument: drummin' on the pots and pans baby!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is this a survey for giving blood?
In the past month have you Smoked: Organ donating?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define drugs! I don't take party drugs.....anymore..
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no dates.. just lving life and loving my friends!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Is that where you find Burger King?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: aren't they in every hotel room around the world??!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: and if I ever see another hand roll again.....
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does my shower count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah I was riding on the back of this cement truck...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but I do have this one funny story......
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I kicked that habit years ago!
Ever been Drunk: Who little ol' me?????
Ever been called a Tease: Absofuckinglutely!
Ever been Beaten up: once. You gotta hurt to heal.
Ever Shoplifted: Who the hell is asking these questions?!!! Am I going to hell?
How do you want to Die: with a smile on my face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Some sort of help to this crazy world!
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Baby blues
Favourite Hair Color: Dark brown
Short or Long Hair: not too long...
Height: tallish
Weight: more than mine!!!!!
Best Clothing Style: casual.....love hoods!
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh god I am going to hell....
Number of CDs I own: including all the ones people have "borrowed"?
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a thing!! Regret is to not learn.....

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I'd like to meet:

Have you seen your mother girl?Has she gone away?Gone away and found the pearlBut the price she paidGoneWhen you wake in the morningGoneWhen you find that theres no one sleepingGonePretty penny was her nameShe was loved and we all will miss herHow far will you go I say,Just to bait a mouse?Shorter lived and longer gone,Can you figure out?Have you seen your sister girl?Shes all but blown awayBlown away and lost the pearl,And the price she paid(STONE TEMPLE PILOTS)

Music:

Linken Park...this is an old favourite of mine. breaking the habit

Add to My Profile | More Videos my source of pleasure and yet all evil! How are you supposed to study when triple J start pounding out the hard arse dance tunes all night..... In general though the leading artitsts in my life are Chilli Peppers (old stuff),Powder Finger, Hill top hoods, Arctic monkeys, Missy Higgins, Butterfly Effect,Avril, Pink,Christina, Lincon Park,Josh Pyke, Something with numbers, Muse, Silver chair (huge respect to Daniel Johns),Thom Yhork, Bob Evans, Tegan and Sara,The Grates,Pendulum,Panic at the disco, Eskimo Joe,Sneaky Sound System, Killers,Wolfmother,Snow Patrol,John Mayor, Smashing Pumpkins,Groove Amada, Pearl Jam,Robbie Williams(LOVE AND RESPECT TO ROBBIE!)Fergie,Black Eyed Peas, Madonna,Ben Harper,John Butler,Paddy.Q.Worlock.etc etc bla bla bla.....

Movies:

The Wedding crashers,50 First dates,About a boy, high fidelity,Zoolander,anything with Cameron Diaz,Hugh Grant, Owen Wilson,leo,Adam Sandler,Jared Leto and I love Kirsten Dunst! American Beauty,Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, Human Traffic,Gia,Beaches(don't laugh, I was 12!),Lord of the rings,anything by Keven Smith,flash dance, Love actually,centre stage(so cheesy but i cant help it!),the motorcycle diaries, the Basketball Diaries,The Beach,rules of attraction,The Hard Word,Election,girl interupted.

Television:

God bless Dr Phill. He is right up there with The Delai Lama....just a little louder....and commercial. Simpsons! Simpsons! Simpsons! Rove, House,Will and Grace,J tv,Deal or no deal (i so cant resist watching people go from grateful to greedy gambler in 20 minutes,and only Big Brother when they start getting delusional.....So sad the poor little human lab rats...I'm a sucker for behaviour psychology.House..

Books:

Mostly study related stuff....One day I'll write my own.....

Heroes:

Anyone who has faced, challenged and beaten incrdible odds. Hamish and Andy for providing 2 hours of non stop laughter each day......the only time I switch over from triple J! My brother...for living with mum and dad way longer than I ever could have even contemplated..and he still has not been to one Shrink! lol Ben Cousins...for convincing his dad he had to go to a 5 star resort in America to come off drugs! Why didn't I think of that??????????????