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You scored as Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans. You either love ancient history -VERY ancient- or else you worship the Sumerian, Mesopotamian or Babylonian Gods. A rare breed of pagan, you know that literature on your dieties is few and far between, but something about the mysterious Gods called to you. Drawn to tragic epics, like The Epic of Gilgamesh, you're aware that not everything is bright and sunny. You're likely a solitary person. Rare and priceless, you are willing to work hard to attain what you want.

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans


80%

Shamanic Pagan


80%

Zoroastrian Pagan


70%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan


60%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan


60%

Ecclectic Pagan


60%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)


60%

Kabbalistic Pagan


50%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan


50%

Eastern Pagan


40%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan


20%

Catholic (Pagan?)


10%
What kind of Pagan are you?
created with QuizFarm.comi have begun to know myself. i am an artist. fortunately, a man would be a liar in saying that i am not exceptional. (considering that i've devoted too many days to perfecting my various crafts, the phrase "a waste" would then be appropriate; this would lead to my demise. i am being literal.)it is said that i am insane.-i am a Zero in the world, an army of one, a father of two sons, three times as silly as i ought to be. four hours of sleep in a given cycle. occasionally, five.i love my sons. i loved my miscarried daughter, and love her still. i loathe life.if there is a Creator, i will find a way to kill It. tell me your grievances, and i will whisper them to It as It dies-- the least i can do for you-- and, should i ascend to Its shady throne... be of good cheer! -your world will improve astronomically, and it will happen all of a sudden: colors will leap to life, air will ease, water will be warm and cool at once, i will love you always, Death will die, ev'ry man equal, ev'ry woman wet, a female King to govern the world...-i wish i was god. i am nowhere near brilliant enough-- somewhat dim, actually; i'll give myself twenty watts on a scale of a billion-plus-- but i have an idea of Peace that the current one(?) does not. i don't feel it needs to be "earned". i am an animal, first and foremost. when i remember this, my life becomes... interesting.i am not depressed. i am an idealist. i am athletic; i am lazy. i am tall; i am thin. i am Water; i am icy. somewhere, i am warm.i am lost; i am lost.i am lost.
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgment. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble (and getting out of it, relatively unscathed). Maybe it's brains, maybe it's genius, or maybe it's just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


100%

El Zorro


92%

Lara Croft


67%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

Indiana Jones


50%

William Wallace


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


42%

Maximus


42%

James Bond, Agent 007


42%

Neo, the "One"


25%

The Terminator


8%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.comYou're Totally Sarcastic
You, sarcastic? NEVER! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You don't need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You aren't a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served... with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


100%

Jigsaw


80%

Pinhead


60%

Michael Myers


40%

Leatherface


30%

Jason Voorhees


20%

Captain Spaulding


20%

Candyman


20%

Freddy Krueger


20%

Buffalo Bill


0%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my sons (as men). my daughter (in the AfterWorld).Satan (pre-Plummet). Marshall Mathers (pre-Platinum).Emerson; Stephen King; Richard Bachman; James Michener. Neal Stephenson. Matthew Woodring Stover.Marisol Cortez.Daniel Day'. William "the Butcher" Cutting.myself (when i was a boy).Morgan.

My Blog

valley

that i thought to throw my pencils awayin painis the essence ofacts in vain.in vein,a vane:creaking your true north.i spoke to spirits waiting for tasks, and they sped on.eager.do not wait.i cannot en...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 18:25:00 GMT

discovering desire

an atlas, a map, a globe:where will you go, wanderer?when will you stir?ah; i see. -you know not the nature of that whichinforms your marrow, soit bakes your bones.you itch.your yen, your yearn, your ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 18:18:00 GMT

BEING SINGLE: a small dissertation on odd days

i lay alone.it's almost as if someone spat a spell--the effect(s) of which cannot be yet measured, in truth--somebody breathed a magik on me, and i lay alone.it's a lot of bed, too. -upon occasion, i ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 17:40:00 GMT

the secret

all energies are interconnected and i am.i abide, i enact, i act, i am.let them say, he was once as we.became elsewise.became other.took his place in the Pattern, and prospered.as an artist's eyes ope...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 17:23:00 GMT

steam and secrets

she tastes like terra firmaand may tear a firmerthan i, so ieyesteaming  steamy:the sweet evening that faded into dawn's reachesreaching for the earthfrom the berth of those third heavens where steam ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:31:00 GMT

not playing

just a fucking play on them wordswhere the straightened is curvesactivated like magik to subject gravitating...i'm masturbating i'm baiting masters to make bastards--to change laughter and scorn into ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:54:00 GMT

hate

i hate my heart.that it threw me through the flaming roundthere i laid upon the grounda broken thingwith redrunning out of its openingi hate my heart.a burden to shoulder,a merchant of lonely,an enemy...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:33:00 GMT

(n)everbe

and his wife is a wishand his hope is a dreamtand his home isn't knownand he's cold to the bonebut he's warmer than spitdoesn't spit upon anywhen he plucks up a pennyhe prays Luck in the rippleand fin...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:18:00 GMT

out

and it's finewhen the phone's deadold lead pipe in his hand, a wooden one clenched in his teeth, air of commanddistinct scent of Stetson Sierrascuffed bootsthrowback to an era of bad-asses and tough r...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:29:00 GMT

it gleams

it gleams, it calls to him, he has a hand:he considers.he had a hand in the hell, he helped form it from stuff.and now he would kill it if he could.there's blood to come, a rumble in his heart.there's...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:05:00 GMT