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The Chip

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Want this badge?The Chip is from Kangaroo valley which is always good to tell people, specially overseas. It conjures up grassy paddocks fresh dew-faced joeys hopping close to gentle mother kangaroos and strapping, responsible father beasts. The reality is that there are not many kangaroos in Kangaroo valley. This makes kangaroo valley families inclined to take kangaroos into their homes - i.e injured off the roads, smuggled from other states etc. to make up for the unfullfillment of the town's name. When The Chip was a child, she was sexually harrassed by a kangaroo. This might sounds funny, but what does one do when its an animal is being inappropriate, espicially to a young country virgin. (Skippy may have made danger signals with its kangaroo-faculties, but this one said "Fire walk with me".) Like children and women, animals should not be physically punished. The Chip was too ashamed to tell her family what was going on, the humiliation she was suffering from the very pet her parents had allowed me to rear. Anyway, they sent him away, for what invention she forgets. The Chip knows you're all thinking this is a tall story, but an adopted sulphur crested galah followed that kangaroo to the blue mountains, flying above the vehicle. A week later, the two returned. Luckily The Chip's parents had, by chance, decided to move closer into town. Towards the end of her youth, the Chip moved to Sydney. She knew no one and nothing. Then she made some friends and moved in with them. They proved to be some of the greatest legends of our time. She lived in east Timor for a while. The Chip misses art school in Jogjakarta. She makes silly songs, pacaran trus, ikut band2an, ga pernah mudik tapi mau, and dresses up like she's someone, every, single day. Now in last semester of a degree in creative writing. next semester The Chip is going to join the police academy and become a killing machine. And if they won't arm her in the first week of "lectures" she'll prolly think of a different career. Actually wants to be a teacher.The Chip's family aint poshos like this lot up the street!

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Member Since: 17/10/2006
Band Website: www.myspace.com/chip_malaikat
Band Members: Well there's only one The Chip, though myspace and any search engine would probably mislead you about that. But The Chip often collaborates with other laptop jockeys, such as Denda Omnivora (i.e Denda Omnivora & The White Liar) and Sam and Lauren and Mely. Actually I would like to hang out and learn how t make songs from you,so let me know. Below is my favourite hot people, including Agus my man-bo dangdutand life-love partner, cry baby and my housemates/grouplovegroup. So so so damn beautiful.
Influences: The Chip is greatly influenced by drugs and TV. But less so at the moment than when she was a toddler. Now its more like... Lauren... Denda... Sam... also, Dolly Parton and Julie Andrews.INSPIRATIONS: The Chip's biggest inspiration is CHANGE!!! And change from the wasteland of capitalism that sees people like you and me and a shit load of others working for stinking leeches that take tenfoldmore than they pay is change worth fighting for!EXTRA! Who the chip wants to see: GRAN -coz shes in China riding a camel!!! This looks like a super imposition like the unicorn ensemble above (which is real) but this is a real photo of the Chip's gran in China. The great wall is in the background.
Sounds Like:Sounds like: healthy animals recycling sweet breath bedroom well plannned gardens carcophony of ideas gender equality rainbows
Record Label: De'Cip D.I.Y (Daerah Istimewah Jogjakarta)

My Blog

Entomological Erotica

Maggots can be used on infected tissue to eat-away dead matter, their excrement is harmless. It's not my class, I'm just observing. Thought I'd check it out. Oh! -but its your class, oh! -there you ar...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:28:00 GMT

My Undercover Dad

Today while I was left at home going through my old clothes, re-seasoning them on the sewing machine with nips and tucks for a "now" look (tighter seams, studs, slits, doodles etc) my parents were at ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:47:00 GMT

A Happy Day

Im so HAPPY today! I disappeared for a couple of days, to the bush, out of Jogja, I drew dogs, I sat in a bamboo forest lit with candles under a smile of moon, I made fried rice, I paddled in the rive...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:25:00 GMT

BUSH IN BOGOR, JAVA

On the TV:(Just saw my "tattooed anarchist" friends on the news Sasha, Exi, Tono ..Laura Bush is meeting with Indonesia's "unfortunate children" today who sadly don't have access to education... Blah ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 00:22:00 GMT

Reflecting on "Life, A Lover" WTF???!

What the FUCK was I thinking. Fuck fuck fuck.!!!Fuck is fun fuck is good fuck is all I wana fucking do!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:28:00 GMT

Poems - Jogja

Jogja MorningFour am and the warble beginsWe stir in our sleep and winceAs the speaker cracklesStatic crunchThe pillow is punchedBefore the roosterPious man risesWithout the sunAnd its fresh guisesIts...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 23:58:00 GMT

Poems - Sydney

Sucksuck suck breath the filthy rich-man..s air sex fooddeathmy soul..why do I smoke? reach for a cigaretteto fill some hole in my stomach quicksand pit in my soul something to hold in my hand and my ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 23:52:00 GMT

Poems - Timor Leste

The TouristIf she held him to her earShe would hear the roar of the seafrom within himLike a rough old shellTawny, chipped, history screaming fromThe peachy inside.She watches him like a movingPaintin...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 23:46:00 GMT

house raid - FUCK INDONESIAN CONSERVATIVES! FUCK THE COPS!

Before I begin, I apologise for expletives. All myrespect... heaven forbid.So thats it. I've fucking had it. I HATE INDONESIA. Orperhaps just Java. I take back all the good stuff I'vesaid about it. I ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:42:00 GMT

COMIC - Getting Home

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Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:56:00 GMT