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iggy

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on.

About Me

i know that having music on a profile is annoying as hell, but if i know this and still put a song on here, this means that it's something you should listen to... so do. previous songs have been:
M.I.A. - Galang
Placebo - Bitter End
The Sun - Lost At Home
Anyway...
i am, therefore i think. i can make you laugh until you pee. seriously. i like puns, i tell corny jokes and i'm just generally goofy. i'm a webmaster and i make web pages here and there. i have been tested on animals and they found me delicious. i also like hazelnuts and arizona green tea with honey. oh and my sn is "This Is Iggy Too". and i can spell.
i won't add you unless you message me and even then, you better have something interesting to say. i don't have a billion friends because i only add people i know (but if you read below, if you are looking at this profile, then i want to know you so it's all good). ps, brownie points if you can tell me what's so cool about my headline.
Oh - this profile is infinitely better in Firefox.
Trust me.
This profile was NOT edited with Thomas's thingamajig. Please, do you think Thomas can do this stuff? You betta reco'nize.

My Interests

diving, chinese food, rock climbing, dane cook, clubbing, ballroom dancing, carmen, taking things apart, putting them back together, driving... fast, getting speeding tickets, mango nectar, beef jerky, head stands, bagel bites, green tea, music, nutella

The Survey
Name: Igor
Birthday: 11/17/1982
Birthplace: Kiev, Ukraine
Current Location: Boston, MA
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
The Shoes You Wore Today: black adidas with silver stripes
Your Weakness: candy
Your Fears: dark
Your Perfect Pizza: candy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get back 6 pack? maybe.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sorry, i will not have sex with you.
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: left pinky toe
Your Bedtime: dawn
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi without a doubt
MacDonalds or Burger King: big mac (mcd) and onion rings (bk)
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea is an addiction
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Cappuccino or Coffee: caramel frappucino
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: fuck yes
Do you Shower Daily: define "shower"
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: please get me out of here
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: i believe i exist - yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: sure, why not?
Are you a Health Freak: see mcd or bk question
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: ambivalent
Do you play an Instrument: kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: today :)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: just a couple
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yesterday :)
In the past month have you been on Stage: not recently
In the past month have you been Dumped: never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: sure
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: parachute didn't open
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a potato
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: multicolored
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: the shorter, the better
Weight: proportional
Best Clothing Style: clothing?
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: couple hundred
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none... yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i don't make mistakes

I'd like to meet:

a nice jewish girl?

her

but also a cute girl with a brain that can make me laugh. (the brain doesn't have to make me laugh - the girl does). if you're looking at my profile then i want to meet you. now you have no excuse.

you have to remember that i'm awesome so i expect you to be awesome as well. if you have doubts about your awesomeness, then you're probably not awesome, but just to make sure, you should message me anyway and i can tell you.

oh also - you must know the difference between you're and your and their and there and they're.

oh yea - if you play tetris - i need a new challenge :)

Music:

dispatch, white stripes, paul van dyk, eve 6, meatloaf, evanescence, muse, hot hot heat, postal service, russkiy razmer (best russian techno you'll ever listen to), good techno, oldies, 80's, abba, placebo, OAR, sarah brightman, the faint, les mis soundtrack, ska, oh and pachelbel's canon - i can listen to that all day.

Movies:

matrix, scent of a woman, commando, pulp fiction, usual suspects, boondock saints, equilibrium, who framed roger rabbit, and recently - be cool.

Television:

simpsons, futurama, family guy, invader zim, scrubs, tom and jerry, will and grace (no - im not gay... not that there's anything wrong with that... gay people are funny), arrested development, oh and the o.c. - i admit it.

Heroes:

i take a little bit from everyone i meet. there's noone perfect enough for a "hero"