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Captain Ahab

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About Me

I often describe myself as superior and but this alternates with episodes of depression. I have been described by more than one individual as "A smart Arse" and "An Asshole". . I am making a concentrated effort to be less maniacal and but more tyranical. This, as you can imagine is no easy feat after decades of abusing the oceans and being exceptionally cruel. Yet, I still maintain a fan base......go figure!

I worked on secret military experiments during the 40's & 50's, most notably "The Manhattan Project". I was the one who named the Nagasaki bomb "Fat Man". I was also part of a movement to prevent the bombing of Nagasaki in 1945 once I realised the horror we had unleashed. Here is a pic of me circa 1945
My brother, Cetshwayo kaMpande, was a Zulu king and fought the British in the Zulu wars in 1879. He died in February 1884 as the last king of an independent Zulu nation. Cetshwayo's son Dinizulu, as heir to the throne, was proclaimed king on 20 May 1884, supported by (other) Boer mercenaries. I wish i had known him better.
Not many people know this about me but i was a member of THE BLACK HAND, we were a radical political group with the intention of uniting all of the territories containing Serb populations (notably Bosnia and Herzegovina, annexed by Austria-Hungary in October 1908). Here is a rather neat picture of us togther
Unfortunately we played rather a large part in kicking off the first world war....sorry!!! but think of the modernisation it brought....railroads, telegrams etc More recently, In 2007 I, ALONE, confirmed that Saturn has a total of 57 individual moons, plus 3 unconfirmed moons that could be small dust clumps in the rings. 35 of those moons have been named....by me. Many of the moons are very small: out of 57, 31 are less than 10 km in diameter, and another 13 less than 50 km. Only seven of them are massive enough to have collapsed into spheroids under their own gravitation. Saturn's most noteworthy moon is Titan, the only moon in the solar system to have a dense atmosphere....i also discovered this fact. Take that Christiaan Huygens!!!! I write....gonzo style
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Is Ahab getting old?

It occured to this old sea hack that perhaps.....just maybe.......................I am getting old.There are several reasons for this.....1) Great comfort can be found in the flavour of a werther's or...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:06:00 GMT

look out for my love

you guys should realise that inside this cold exterior beats the tender heart of an old romantic fool. its the weekend, i need companionship as much of the next guy. and for the record, i dont need to...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:03:00 GMT