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Harold IX

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About Me

Many would call me odd. I would have to agree. I dislike mankind as a whole, indeed to the point of being called a misanthrope by most people I talk to for more that five minutes, but I am quite fond of individual humans. Do you like hunting? I do. Gods know we need to keep some of our instincts alive in the morass of modern society. I believe that the chivalric code is alive and well, and should be followed to its applicable extents. I also believe that, though science is the great illuminator, a mind closed to all but its words is a mind that has ceased to evolve. I am a follower of the path of Asatru, a student of the esoteric and firmly insist that the howling madman is one of the purest examples of prime evolution and higher life on this boring little earth. ..
About You
Full Name Master Harold Lambert MacDonald IX
Birthdate Trousers
Birth Place Trousers
Current Location Sans Trousers
Eye Color Greenish yellow
Hair Color dark blond, verging on brown
Height tall...ish...i suppose?
Piercings noope
Tattoos noope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend noope
Favorite
Food Medium-rare to rare steak in cream sauce
Color Red
Candy Pop Rocks
Number 6
Animal Snake
Drink V (mmm...its killing me softly)
Alcholic Drink Torn between Mead and Port (dry of course)...perhaps the odd tipple of Sake too.
Bagel eh?
Letter Theta (doesn't really count I suppose)
Part of Opposite Sex's Body hmmm...the overall form is more pleasing than any particular part.
Sport Jousting, period fencing and swordplay.
Place Deep forest clearings or high, barren places overlooking the sea. Clock towers are nice too. Generally places without people. Or ducks.
Band difficult to say...atm probably Blind Guardian
Person Salmon?
Actor/Actress Brigitte Helm...the iron lady herself
Car Volkswagon Kubelwagen
Video Game Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Movie Hellraiser
This or That
Pepsi or Coke both are brown, therefore brown is inescapable.
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hug or Kiss
Dog or Cat Dog. Not Cat. Dog.

Summer or Winter Winter
Rap or Rock Rock
Your
Bedtime Whenever really. I probably should get more sleep.
Most Missed Memory The forest around my old house
Best Phsyical Feature um...dunno about physical
First Thought When You Wake Up Fuck.
Fear WHERE!?
Longest Relationship thats right, rub it in...
Have You Ever
Drank oh gods yes
Smoked yes
Done Drugs noes
Been Drunk very
Been Beaten Up not that I recall
Beaten Someone Up yesss
Shoplifted I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
Skinny Dipped um...noes?
Been Dumped noes
Dumped Someone noes
In A Girl/Guy
Eye Color Grey would be nice, but no matter really
Hair Color unimportant
Hair Length I do profess a liking for longer hair
Tattoos rather alluring really...
Piercings The odd earring is of no concern to me. Lip and Glossal piercings tend to strike me as vaguely unpleasant, and nose piercings resemble steel pimples. But again, no matter.
Does Drugs depends on what drugs
Drinks hopefully
Build Neither extreme and anywhere in between. Not really important.
Looks or Personality Insight
Random Things
What Country Would You Like To Visit Scotland (haem sweet haem) and the north of England, Norway, Denmark, Sweden and the island of Ponape.
How Do You Want To Die With my honor intact.
Been To The Mall Lately Define mall
Do You Like Thunderstorms yes thank you
How Many Cds DO You Own not many
What Kind Of Music Do You Like classical,metal and odds-and-ends of other genres.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents as much as anyone does
Do you Smoke no
Do you Drink when the opportunity arises
Are You A Health Freak hell no
Do You Think Youre Attractive That is not a valid question to ask someone. To answer 'Yes' would display histrionic tendencies. To answer 'No' would display low self-image. I like to think I am affected by neither.
Belive In Yourself Depends what I'm doing. One must be realistic.
Where Do You See Yourself In 2 Years Somewhere in Europe.
5 Years A bin
Do you Shower Daily yes
Have You Ever Been In Love yes
Do You Sing Anyone can sing if the wires are applied skillfully
Do You Want To Get Married not really
Do You Want To Have Kids NO
Did You Ever Have A Crush Ah yes.
Have You Ever Kissed The Same Sex nope
Talk Alot Depends on what I'm talking about
Play Sports If the alternative was a three months in a lead barrel half-filled with stale urine...then yes.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That talking car that does the thing in that movie...you know the one I'm talking about.

My Blog

2012

Where will you be, when the stars are at last right? Will you be fawning before empty idols, crawling and begging to be saved before a god who does naught but hang upon his cross and regard his flock ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:37:00 GMT

Ale and Fire: Redux

A suggestion has been put to me by several folk, and I would like the general consensus on the matter.The recent drunken revels at the Ve-Mound in celebration of the end of school student-ness evident...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 23:57:00 GMT

Our great nation

Children of the internets!My brothers and sisters of the digital generation!With my own hands have I laboriously transcribed the great anthem.With pride in my heart, I give it to you, that you may lif...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:18:00 GMT

Final list

Via an odd system of selection and a night of argument, the list of the 10 fairest mortals in human history is as follows:Marilyn MonroeBrigette BardotGrace KellyAudrey HepburnElizabeth TaylorElle McP...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:50:00 GMT

I shall regale thee hence...

AhemAny feedback on this would be appreciated as I require a third party's opinion for my english xtreme major work Deep within a silent wood, last night did I perceive Two beings of glory, there a...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 00:54:00 GMT

Bickering

Cease and desist fighting your battles upon the hallowed ground of this myspace, or i shall be forced to take preventative measures.If anyone wishes to debate the nature of reality and my concept of t...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:52:00 GMT

Mother: Yummy new drink or SECRET NAZI SUPERWEAPON?

You've all heard of Mother.Its the bumfun drink (from the people who brought you coke) for people who are afraid of proper energy drinks. If you can't down a redeye with a shot of skyrocket through a ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:40:00 GMT

Cult Recrution in the year of the /

This is my first blog in a while, and its not really a blog.Its more of a recruiting notice.I have long contemplated starting a religion in order to both exempt from taxation, and to have a huge horde...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:32:00 GMT

Modern History

WW1 Qs: 1. Why is war bad? 2. Why could war be considered unpleasant to soldiers on the western front? In your answer, make specific reference to at least one breed of cat. 3. Why do you think war is ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:55:00 GMT

Sausages

Sausages. Nothing quite like a nice sausage with maybe a bit of tomato sauce and some mustard.Unless, that is, said delicious sausage is served at a school sausage sizzle. Then you can expect a horrib...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:03:00 GMT