Turd Ferguson

So I'm in the craziest, most refreshing metal band to hit the scene. We've been playing all of three months now, and we have a full set and two songs recorded on our myspace page. If you wanna give it a listen, my band is my number one friend. I'm the bass player, and a perty damn good one if I do say so myself. Better known as one half of the B and G Connection, let me just warn you now that I'm not responsible for the abnormal effects that our ear-gasmic tracks may have on your libido. Hit me up on AIM=shakmetal04
Also, I've recently have a change of ways... Due to probation/life, I've decided to abstain from drugs and alcohol. I've made this countdown clock as a show of good faith and a personal reminder to keep going strong. For those of you who have known me, this probably shocks the crap out of you, and I thank you in advance for your support. Pray for me, because I know there will come a time when I need it. Thanks again, and much love.
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You Should Be a Musician
You have a rare combinations of talents: an ear for music, nimble fingers, and the willpower to practice.
You could master almost any instrument you choose to play (if you haven't already!) What Sort of Artist Should You Be? div>
You're a Crazy Drunk! As soon as your blood alcohol level raises you're
all over the place! You're the drunk running
through the street naked or trying to engage
everyone in strip Jenga. You like making people
laugh and feeling free of all your
responsibilities.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla That man is the DEVIL!!!
You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is
also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and
sex. The self-actualized person is able to
accept the sensuality and usefulness of the
devil's gifts while remaining in control of any
darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck.
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Which Tarot Card Are You?
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Your Birthdate: April 20
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.
Your strength: Your warm heart
Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions
Your power color: Black
Your power symbol: Musical note
Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?