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David

Roadkill on the Highway of Life (continued)

About Me


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YOU GET ONE TOO :O!I'm a bitter (bitter? Yeah, I think that fits.) high school graduate currently going to college an hour away from home. Go, me. On the side I write (as seen to the side) and make fun of everything that crosses my path. Like cripples. Possibly you.

But I have a rarely seen nice, intellectual side.

And for no reason, here's a Woody Allen quote;

I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. Y'know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and, but, uh, I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.

My Interests

I dabble in drawing, writing, and I try to be funny. How do I do? Well, people seem to like me besides my constant state of being an asshole. So, I guess I'm ok.

My crazy-ass "Cast of Family Members":

Mom and Dad- My parents, obviously. Mom's a nurse and Dad is a manager at an army rec center. "Breakfast Club" personas; part Principal Vernon, part Carl the Janitor

Sarah- My sister. She's kind of my opposite and gets sucked into things I would never touch, like pot, punk culture, facial piercings, and shitty movies. "Breakfast Club" persona; Allison and Claire. But, replace all Allison's cool quirks with Claire's shitty qualities

Paul- My "little" brother who recently surpassed me in height. The cook of the family (and it shows). He also tries to emulate me in certain aspects, but usually comes off as annoying. "Breakfast Club" persona; Brian Johnson

Brian- The youngest member of the Hurley clan. He suffers from delusions that he's the most independant. Also the jock. "Breakfast Club" persona; he'd be Andy. Hell, I wait for the day he tapes Paul's buns together.

and I'd be Bender, of course...

I'd like to meet:

Positive reasons (i.e. awesomeness); Bill Murray, Jeff Goldblum, Kevin Smith, Jon Stewart, Gene Wilder, Woody Allen, Penn and Teller, James Randi
Negative reasons (i.e. face punch)Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton

Music:

80's, Queen, The Police, Run DMC, Fleetwood Mac, Blue Oyster Cult, Stephen Lynch, Tears for Fears, Simon and Garfunkel, other random bands because I'm awesome/lame.

Movies:

28 Days Later, 2001; A Space Oddessy, Adaptation, Aladdin, Aliens, American Splendor, Annie Hall, Army of Darkness, Back to the Future, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Being John Malkovich, Best in Show, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, The Blues Brothers, Brain Candy, The Breakfast Club, Catch me if you Can, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Clue, Collateral, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Dazed and Confused, Desperado, Dogma, Elf, The Emperor's New Groove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fargo, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, The Fly, Forrest Gump, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Good Morning, Vietnam, A Goofy Movie, The Graduate, Groundhog Day, Grumpier Old Men, Grumpy Old Men, The Incredibles, Indiana Jones, In Good Company, James and the Giant Peach, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Kingpin, Labyrinth, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Lilo and Stitch, Little Shop of Horrors, Lost in Translation, Mallrats, Matchstick Men, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Mothman Prophecies, National Lampoon's Animal House, A Night at the Roxbury, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Pink Panther, The Princess Bride, The Producers, Pulp Fiction, Rain Man, Reservoir Dogs, Scrooged, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Sideways, South Park; Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Spider-Man (and 2), Stand By Me, Star Wars (original trilogy only) Stir Crazy, Stripes, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, This is Spinal Tap, Titan A.E., Tommy Boy, Toy Story, Wayne's World (and 2), The Wedding Singer, What About Bob?, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, X-Men (and sequels), Young Frankenstein, Zoolander

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Rescue Me, Scrubs, Futurama, Penn and Teller; Bullshit!, Seinfeld, Clone High, Cheers, Lost, Heroes

Books:

1984, America The Book; A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks, Join Me!, Napalm and Silly Putty, Brain Droppings, Sideways, Harry Potter, Mental_Floss magazine, Skeptic magazine

Heroes:

Uh... Not sure if I have any "heroes". There are some people I think are cool and I'd like to do some of the stuff they've tried and get similar outcomes, but no "heroes"...

My Blog

Honestly...

How many people do you know can lock their keys in their car, run out of gas, and get a parking ticket at the same time?At least I got the car unlocked for free (Thanks Sharon and AAA) and got the tic...
Posted by David on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:12:00 PST

High School kids crack me up

A little while ago Sabrina pointed me to a blog someone wrote;GAY PEOPLE Ok i just want to know if i give off some gay vibe? or do i act gay? or do u think im gay?  Casue ever scence i switched t...
Posted by David on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

I hate uncertainty

    This will probably be my last blog for a little while. At least until we get it in out apartment in Pensacola... whenever that is...    I know this will probably ruin...
Posted by David on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST

Disney World

Sabrina and I just got back from our trip to Disney yesterday. The 6-7 hour drive sucks, but it was quite worth it. We made a deal in the car that we'd listen to one of my CDs, then one of hers. Lucki...
Posted by David on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:51:00 PST

Summer thus far

So I've been working at the video store... (We'll see who gets that reference)Well, I started back at ol' Sunny P. It's still the same old corrupt place it's always been. We've got manager's favorites...
Posted by David on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:35:00 PST

Aw, I got tagged

Tag YOU'RE IT! Aw, Sabrina got me, and like I said in the preceeding blog, I'm a slacker. I've been meaning to do this for like, a week. Anyway... The rules: once you've been tagged, you have to wri...
Posted by David on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:11:00 PST

I'm a slacker

Let's get rid of that depressing-ass blog, shall we?Semester 1 in review;School was fun. It's not the drunken orgy fest as depicted in such film classics as "Van Wilder" and "Road Trip" and "Saved by ...
Posted by David on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:03:00 PST

Blech

Tom and I decided to go to the art department here at UWF tonight to work on some comic stuff. After about 15 minutes, I got a call from Sabrina. I talked to her in the hall for about 20 minutes until...
Posted by David on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST

Bow down to the mastermind.

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Posted by David on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:24:00 PST

College- week 1

So far, so good. I can't say how I'll be in a few weeks though. My classes are Prep Algebra, Philosophy, English Literature, and American Literature, so I'll be doing a lot of writing in all of them b...
Posted by David on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:39:00 PST