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lulahvonabsynthe

About Me

im tallulah von absynthe... call me lulah for short. i grew in the east bay (albany/berkeley) i think i grew up too fast... i've had to deal with way more than my fair-share of shit, knowwhatimean? i dont care if people say california makes you soft, nuh-uh, fo' shizzle it don't. i love psychobilly/rockabilly,Oi! "true" punk, leopard print, marlboros, mickeys tall cans, high-heeled shoes, pin-up girls, ruffle pants, skin/punk and greaser boys.i keep tryin to buy me an upright, but i spend my money on other things... like my friggin awesome 8 inch high-heeled boots *drool* i just got a new apartment, come tear it up with me! im horribly good-natured and i've been bred to have couth manners in public. i love to laugh... my face hurts sometimes from the perma-smile. i love to meet people.
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My Interests

slappin doghouse, old fast cars... old fast men... drawing, tattoos, sewing... DIY crap. drinking. vintage anything. my phoenix machine. black light inks. shoving metal through flesh (best feeling in the WORLD). sierra's awesome flamin hot ramen. flamin hot food in general. instant mashed potatoes. things for free. vinyl. franco's breakfast. barricade bathrooms. people who give me money so i can buy a new car. airsoft. things that work the way theyre supposed to. skele-gloves and glitter.

I'd like to meet:

clarence and alabama... masuimi max...bernie dexter...that one kid with the hair...somebody to drink with. someone to smoke with (not reefer). somebody who chews gum as much as me. and who cant keep their room clean. but the rest of the house is *almost* always impeccable. mohawks and quiffs are always a plus. same with tattoos. hell, i'd love a tattooist for a boyfriend, cause then i wouldnt have to pay for my ink on the places i cant do myself... ha-HA i got it all worked out ;) somebody who owns a leopard print suit and actually wears it. somebody who parties on a monday night. and gets drunk on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday. somebody who *BEEF*!. somebody who gets all those inside jokes i just typed. i guess that means i'd have to marry bronson, jen and sierra. dammit.

Music:

gutter demons, demented are go, mad sin, horrorpops, rev. horton heat, tiger army,koffin kats, 7 seconds, subincision, exploited, xenophobes, total chaos,straight 8's, frantic flintstones, guana batz, spectres, resilience, social distortion, mike ness by himself, cramps, nekromantix, oi polloi, the unseen, global threat.... and i just went braindead... forgive me.

Movies:

natural born killers, army of darkness, true romance, pulp fiction, evil dead 1 and 2, boondock saints, fight club, peewee herman movies.

Television:

stella. and dead like me.

Books:

anything by stephen king... except dreamcatcher.i hated that book. YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!?!

Heroes:

the king from those sweet burger king commercials.

My Blog

college is gaey

so today i started going to college... ummm. it's really boring..so i have a question for you-- i know that if a person fucks a dog, its beastiality. but if an orange fucks a dog, is it still beastial...
Posted by shithead on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST