Strange but true Oregon laws... |
Women are not allowed to spit in public.Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway. ((WTF?!))It is il...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:48:00 GMT |
You know you are from Oregon if... |
You use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a ni...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:34:00 GMT |
10 reasons gay marriage is |
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hangi...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:50:00 GMT |
I Release You |
I release you, my beautiful and terrible fear. I release you. You were my beloved and hated twin, but now, I don't know you as myself. I release you with all the pain I would know at the d...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:00:00 GMT |
Silly Psychology... |
Phone Directory for the Disturbed
If you have OCD, press 1 repeatedly...
If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you...
If you have a multiple personality disorder, press 3, 4, 5...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:01:00 GMT |
This Be The Verse |
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do.They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.But they were fucked up in their turn By...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:35:00 GMT |
Favorite Movie Quotes |
From the movie Ravenous...
He was licking me! Sick man outside! SICK MAN OUTSIDE!
I found your Private Reich up there... or what was left of him. You didn't finish! Well, I can't blame you: he was tou...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:58:00 GMT |
