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Darling Clementine

About Me

i like facebook better than myspace and use it more often. yep.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

butch walker, david cross, james marsters, all of the beatles, tom hanks, angelina jolie (my lesbian love), howard dean, presidents clinton and obama, isaac brock, michael muhney

My Blog

Workin' at American Apparel, sellin' women's clothes to guys...

Because its been far too long since I've done one of these...Rach:  i just discovered that there's an american apparel in memphis. i never knew that..apparently its been there for at least 2 years. i ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:57:00 GMT

Can we go to Graceland? No. Can we go to Graceland Too? No. Can we get a sno-cone? Yes!

ok so this is like a week overdue and i don't even know where to start. so last friday jpatt came to town to visit kyle and me. one of my puppies died that day so i was having a really shitty day but ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:00:00 GMT

Dr. Pickles' Fun Time Abortion Clinic, we'll bring out the kid in ya!!

Fucking hilarious. That's all I need to say. I think this should be dedicated to Beaver and all of his dead babies. So you want to set up a backstreet abortion clinic? Perhaps you flunked medical scho...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Memphrica, FUCK YEAH!!

This was sent to me online...it is awesome. There are a few iconic local treasures I would have mentioned and it ends really abruptly, but I still ell-ohh-elled. I certainly can't wait until my next v...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:54:00 GMT

The white person's guide to dating...

jill and i were discussing the dudes we're currently talking to/dating/boning/whatever...she's got this cool british dude(bd) that she's been spending time with but he's only here on a work visa which...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:25:00 GMT

Some might say that we will find a brighter day...

i saw this online, written to the asshat senator bill frist from my state of tn. i won't post any comments on here, i just felt like posting it. if anyone wants to discuss, send me a message.Dear Sena...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:37:00 GMT

Its going to knock the shit out of your ass, into the toilet...its going to flush itself...

i'm in a rather strange mood. i feel incredibly bored with my life at the moment and i'm feeling like i need to make a change. usually when i feel like this i just go cut my hair or something moderate...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:02:00 GMT

Oh here it goes, here it goes again...

here we go, my first political post of the year. are you as tingly about it as i am?! so i am an aol member and aol posts news stories and allows members to comment on them...there's a post up right n...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Go choke on a chitlin...

ok so it has been far too long since i've gone on a rant and tonight i'm going to rectify this agregious error. as with most of my rantings, i have no idea where to really start. basically, the m...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:22:00 GMT

Brought the wrath down like Thor's hammer...

i posted this as a bulletin a few days ago but i find it to be incredibly funny so i think i want to immortalise it forever in blog format...yay! yeah, i'm that bored. oh and i'd like to add "POG...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:04:00 GMT