You are Vodka
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
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I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man Doin' the best I can without no loochie I'm feelin' that funny feelin' again within walkin' me to the kitchen For that early morning gin drink it in till my thoughts they become clear Dress my naked air and head the fuck up outta here fightin' traffic The hot sun be causin' havoc ass stuck to the seaat window cracked can't see passed it the liquor store I just passed it Lookin' back I gotta turn around I can't stop thinkin' exactly that u-turn the past I leave behind for the ill bumpin' two busted six by nines And I feel this day to be a good one of plenty even if I'm thirsty and my pockets are empty I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man Doin' the best I can without no loochie Come from a long line of alcoholics livin' from toilet to toilet you call it I'm callin' hotlines swervin' all over yellow lines drinkin' moonshie Damn was that a stop sign I ain't doin' good but I'll be fine danno where's that cheap wine Drunk since 9 guzzlin' boone's farm Trying to stop my shakin' arm I'm here to stumble the earth and forewarn 7 weeks since I had had shower I black out like you pulled th plug on Georgia Power Southern discomfort baby Seein' pink elephants on down the freeway the proof on the bottle 180 runnin' out of Loochiey And I won't survive if you don't let me borrow another five I'm a do it anyway if I'm alive I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man Doin' the best I can without no loochie Spent my last money on a pabst blue ribbon I be gulpin never sippin Cuz I have to booted out the crib and that's cool Lone as I have brew face flush stare at a lush I might bust you in the gums I gotta problem my life's too up tempo but yo I'm just simple man whose mind is crippled man it all started at a party and I was only 15 now I can kill a fifth of Bacardi and I dirnk and pass out wake up ass and start again I been to AA but hey hey gimme the bottle 12 steppers actin like they never took a swallow I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man Doin' the best I can without no loochie *SUMMER 2004* ill neva 4get it
Check this out; this is what is goin down here: The basis for the disciplinary decision was the following: During your informal judicial conference on June 14, 2007, we discussed your alleged policy violations from May 16, 2007. You stated that you were at a friend’s apartment in Piedra Del Sol drinking earlier in the night. You stated that at approximately 3:30 or 4:00 a.m., you “thought it would be a good idea†to climb onto the roof of the Housing Administration building and smoke a cigarette. When I asked you why you thought that was a good idea, you stated that the alcohol played a role in making that “stupid decision.†When a police officer made contact with you, he had to ask you several times to get down from the roof. The officer told you several times to stop walking away from him. You also admitted that you gave the police officer false information about where you had been drinking because you did not want to get your friends in trouble. In addition, you stated that you missed your first required judicial meeting because your le! tter went to your mom's house and you had not checked your e-mail. As explained in the meeting, it is your responsibility to keep your contact information updated at all times and check your e-mail. Therefore, based on the preponderance of the evidence including your admission, your actions are in violation of sections (b.2), (b.10), (b.17), (b.18), and (b.19.B) of Section 41301 of Title 5 of the California Code of Regulations.Please contact me if you have any questions.Sincerely,Mary Anderson, M.Ed. University Judicial Officer