Kentucky Fried Fail |
Dear Colonel Sanders,
Your chicken is good. I mean REALLY good. It's got a great balance of
heartiness and spices to make a fine meal. Even more wonderful about your
current lineup are the sides ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 19:54:00 GMT |
Top 10 Worst Musician Crossover Movies |
10. Labyrinth - David Bowie In this 1986 Jim Henson nightmare, David Bowie gets his chance to play the spandex wearing, goblin-king opposite 16 year old Jennifer Connely. If lusting after an underage ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:36:00 GMT |
my word! what a disgusting pastry! |
hope everyone has a great new years eve!
when you're on the floor of the bathroom confessing to the toilet bowl how much of a failure you are, remember that 2009 is a year for change. i expe...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:26:00 GMT |
Unsatisfactory |
Why don't we have report cards anymore? Some people are still as stupid as they were in kindergarten. "Dr. Stevenson works recieved an 'Oustanding' in the 'Math/Reading' category, but sadly recieved a...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:10:00 GMT |
Milchen ist gut fur dich! |
The cost of stupid milk at the moment is roughly $3.50/gallon and expected to rise to at least $4.00/gallon by the end of the summer. If gasoline prices continue to decline at the current rate, a gall...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:59:00 GMT |
Gross Misconduct |
It's weird how our society is so obsessed with proof and contracts and legal bullshit, but if you want to pay $9 extra to insure a rent a car, you can completely destroy it. "Just bring the...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:50:00 GMT |
ANTS |
So it's summer. And in an effort to be friendly, the neighborhood ants have decided to stop by and introduce themselves. But I don't like them one bit. I know... they're nice and they're the "farmers ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:14:00 GMT |
Top 10 Ways to save money |
10 ways to save money in this high-priced era we live in...1. Stop spending money on fake organic specialty food like an ounce of cheese that costs $6.00. I don't care how good it makes your brain fee...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
the future of Blacks, Women, & Gays |
so obama won. it's kind of weird though, because he was such a doubtful candidate when he first started out and now he's running for the big deal. a black man as president of the united states. if he ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:01:00 GMT |
On the topic of terrifying dreams |
So I had this dream last night where I was having sex with someone and we were both naked and doing the undressing dance and I'm getting ready to put my dick in her, and the instant my cock is inside ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:47:00 GMT |
