I have won dancing competitions in 'Ritzy' nightspots across the country.
I have eaten lethal flowers that should kill you straight away.
I have streaked through the red light district.
I have met my school idol 'Flavor Flav'.
I would not like to fight a bear or eat bees.
I have collected poo, blood and semen samples for a living.
I have appeared at the very end of this video,
Wheres my other 14.9995 minutes of fame then?!
This profile was edited with Rapid Codes Editor
..
