About me?
I'm a chancer, a fast-guy, a man about town, a work of evil, a banned substance, a worry, a fungus, a loaner, a mump, a handfull, a disgrace, a slice of overtime, a looser, a creep, a touch too much, a break from the norm, a shift, a lump, a reason to cross the road, a girn, a hurdle to society, a lost cause, a person who doesn't know when to stop, a finished experiment, a bitch, a worm......
Some people say I'm good to be around, a good laugh, or well at least good to laugh AT! I'd rather see people laugh at me everyday for the rest of my life rather than never see my good friends laugh ever again.I so cherish my trusty friends, how they keep me on my toes and keep me alive. Everytime I meet them or they run past me on the street I can always be assured from them that I am still alive. I look froward to new names they rustle up for me, but especially when they take turn to give me one of those family sized dry slaps across the back of my head, and especially around Christmas.Yes, you could be forgiven for thinking I lead a lucky and fortunate life with the way my friends look over me, some people get jealous, others think I'm spawny. Maybe I do get a bit too big for my boots sometimes, but let's get one thing straight! I'd rather be my spawny bastard self and be shat on and spat at from all heights of society every day of my life than be a Beast! A Rapist! A Terrorist! A Wifebeater! A Kiddyfiddler! A Stalker! A Gimp! Or Someone That Screws Animals.........But I'm affraid that's just me......
