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About Me

My Secret...

You think you know me.... but you have no ideaIm Valerie. Plain and simple. Either you'll love me or hate me, but I don't care which, because everyone ends up loving me anyways. Im loud, obnoxious, sometimes rude, and above all else, the life of the party. Im the type of person to tell you exactly what I think of you, and how much I hate you, then buy you a drink.

It takes a special person to hold my interest for longer than a few minutes, I have ADD and I only pay attention to something if it REALLY captures me. Im kind of a flake, so unless I REALLY like you or you have something I want, I'm hard to get ahold of or pin down in any one position. Ha ha ha I said position.

I love sports, music, kickin it with my homies, getting new ink, all sorts of punk rock shenanigans, getting FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) and doing stupid shit all the time.

I'm off the wall. I'll say one thing and do the opposite, I always have to be right or smarter than everyone. If someone in the room proves to be smarter than me, I will leave the room. I hate serious discussions about politics, religion, theology, philosophy, pretty much anything you can get a useless fucking degree in.

CAN'T STAND..
lipliner
people who try and speak spanish even though they can't
artichokes
tribal tattoos
emo kids
brown sharpies
lava lamps
wet jeans
melted popsicles
trains (im afraid of getting hit by one)
dishonesty. really, who has time?
guys who play games

COMPLETELY LOVE...
my best friends
hair straighteners
people who write their own music
men
menthols
my family
driving around aimlessly
small children who sing along in the car
karaoke
whiskey
playing games with guys
dancing like an idiot
a good true crime book
punk rock with a purpose

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My Interests

Im a pretty outgoing person, so I like anything social. Mainly low-key small gatherings of like minded individuals. I love to read, but haven't been able to find much time for it lately. Camping and fishing are some of my summertime activities, I love football, but only if the Raiders are playing, and I like to get my drink on. I have a current obsession with Hold 'Em and I play any chance I get.

I'd like to meet:

There are 6,47,818,671 people in the world,some of them..are running scared..some of them are coming home.some tell lies to get through the days.others are just not facing the truth. some are evil at war with good..and some are good struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls... and sometimes all you need is one

In no particular order, Id like to meet Howard Stern, Janeane Garafalo, George Carlin, Jack Kerouac, Sailor Jerry, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Bon Scott, Timothy Leary, Bradley Nowell, and several other dead people that would have been cool to kick it with.

I always like to make more friends.. As for Best Friend postition.. It's already filled. I ? my Squishy!

MMMMM Jared Leto..

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Music:

SUBLIME!
Deftones, The Exies, Jefferson Airplane, Sex Pistols, The Misfits, The Clash, The Ramones, Anti-Flag, Flogging Molly, Pennywise, NoFx, Fugazi, Dropkick Murphys, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pantera, Seether, Slipknot, Drowning Pool, Crossfade, AX7, Saliva, Slayer, Godsmack, Dimmu Borgir, Three Days Grace, Vanilla Ice(the new shit), Afroman, Pat Benetar, Ozzy, Dave Matthews, Credence, Steve Miller, Janis Joplin, Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, Tom Petty, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Styx, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Alice in Chains, Metallica, Nirvana, Cannibal Corpse, Bad COmpany, Type O Negative, Green Jelly, Kid Rock, Panic! At the Disco, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Collective Soul, Guns N Roses, Kid Rock, Nirvana, Andre Nickatina, Smooov-E...Pretty much anything with a good beat, A nice bass line, A rad guitar solo... Or anything worth dancing to.

Movies:

Im OBSESSED with the STAR WARS series.. Just may get a tattoo of a light saber on my finger =) , Tombstone, Braveheart, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, American History X, Donnie Darko, Wedding Crashers, Lord of War, and other eclectic junk like that.

Television:

LOST! King of Queens, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Two and a Half Men, JEOPARDY!, Anything from the travel channel, The Andy Milonaukis Show, Girls Next Door, CSI: Miami, Chelsea Handler

Books:

Summer Sisters, anything by Anne Rice, I totally love all true crime especially Ann Rule because all her books are about the northwest. All V.C. Andrews books. I have close to all of them. Somewhere around 60 or 70. You can catch me anywhere in non-fiction, travel, and sexual self-help.

Heroes:

Howard Stern, Janeane Garafalo, Heidi Fleiss, Tina Fey, My mommy, Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, and McSpoiled.

My Blog

Tipping.

If someone is providing you with a service, fucking tip them. Last night, and several other nights recently, I've had some bad tippers. You come up and sing several songs. Granted, it is my job...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:42:00 PST

Does Cupid REALLY rhyme with Stupid?

Its the same every year. Girls bitching about not having someone on Valentine's Day. Bitching about how their man didn't take them out, or didn't get them this, or didn't do that. Bitching about being...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:32:00 PST

Anonymity. (Can you guess who you are?)

Im going to say 10 things about 10 people, using no names. Can you guess who you are? 1. We met through a mutual friend, and hit it off instantly. From there our friendship just took off and we...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:59:00 PST

why am i such a vagina?

So here's what I hate. I hate it when I like someone, and Im hooking up with them, and it keeps getting incrementally more serious, and then all of a sudden i freeze up. Its all good and we talk abou...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:57:00 PST

Rules for Anal.

(I found this on Craigslist best of... I laughed my ass off the whole time) Oh come on! Can you really be that stupid to think that you can "sneak" something up her ass? Of course, she was obviously j...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:12:00 PST

my job

I love my job. I haven't ever had a job that I love all aspects of. I used to be too shy to do karaoke unless it was a 5 drink night. Now I can sing pretty much any song in front of anyone, sober or n...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:10:00 PST

whirlwind

I've had a crazy last few months. Everything is changing and its going great. I think its important to not make New Years resolutions. You never keep them, and it stresses you out. I mean, you spend a...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:05:00 PST

enigma

i think i... because every time i... its just so... who knows where... just the touch... taste... smell... laughter... everything... i dont know how... but it did... and i do... and...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:18:00 PST

great lyrics from a cool song.. thanks jewel

I'm not a virgin anymoreI just thought you should knowDarlin' I've been aroundI took a walk up your blockIn fact I have been all over townDown by the lakeAnd underneath the table in my living roomBut ...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:44:00 PST

test of strength.

Lately I've come to realize that everything that life throws at you is a test. A test of strength, honor, what have you.. There is no pass/fail. Its all in how you react and respond. My life is curren...
Posted by .beautiful.disaster. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:50:00 PST