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Will Ferrell
Shannon wolfing down some grub at the McDonald's in Maui ^^^^ (She has a fat face, but rest assured she is a skinny individual)
Old School, Supertroopers, Grandma's Boy, Ricky Bobby, Half Baked, etc
The Colbert Repor(t), Daily Show, Conan O'Brien, Reno 9-1-1, Sportscenter, etc
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut when I'm feeling sassy.