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Aaron

The hottest thing since sliced... fire

About Me

Ode to Aaron

by not Aaron

At comic books he's always starin'
Funny t-shirts he's often wearin'
When it comes to karaoke, he's quite darin'
At ugly people, he's sometimes glarin'
They may glare back, but he's not carin'
With Chloe O'Brian he'd like to be pairin'
Here is hoping she is not barren

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Future me, as long as he isn't some strung-out loser living in his parent's basement who makes his money selling his organs. Cause that would ruin the surprise.

Music:

I don't have time for music. Well, except for...

Television:

League of Gentlemen, Kids in the Hall, Heroes, Arrested Development, 24, Sopranos, Coupling, Buffy, Firefly, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Heroes:

To anyone who has ever shielded a loved one from a pumkin bomb with their own body. To anyone who has ever infected themselves with the legacy virus in order to save mutants worldwide. To anyone who has ever, with the utterance of a single "Shazam!", intercepted a nuclear warhead while being incinerated in the process. To anyone who has ever taken a bullet in the head, rather than join an evil cabal of supervillains bent on eradicating the superhuman universe as we know it. To anyone who has ever pretended to be a hostage just so that they could get close to the terrorist leaders. To anyone who has ever had to send a loved one to hell because they went insane and tried to destroy Sunnydale.

You are all my heroes.

Oh yeah, and Terry Fox.

My Blog

What a load of Bulletin

These days, my myspace bulletin board is barely worth reading. There may be a humourous quiz here and/or there, but mostly it just contains people I've never met asking me to comment on their pictures...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

"Sorry, wrong number"

Today, for the first time in a little while, I dialed a wrong number. Now, I don't like dialing wrong numbers, and rightfully so. I don't think anyone likes being "wrong," least of all myself. But sti...
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:12:00 PST

It's October 31st. Could it get any worse?

Christmas? Bah, Humbug! Hanukkah? Oy vey! Kwanzaa? Um, white power!As you can see by the opening three lines of this blog, I'm not really one to celebrate holidays. Valentine's day, Secretary's day, P...
Posted by Aaron on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

Blog 63ish: in which I deal with a serial killer, and a good concert is enjoyed by all

Okay, so first of all, I seem to be in a bit of trouble with my housemate, Heather. Of course, some context is probably required, so here I go with the backstory...A few nights ago, Heather had been s...
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:04:00 PST

Hello computer, goodbye anything I've accomplished up until now

So a few weeks ago my computer started acting funny, and by funny I don't mean funny "ha-ha" but more like funny "what the fuck's wrong with this piece of shit?" As a result I was forced to bring the ...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST

Family Freud

Lately, I've been having a whole bunch of weird dreams. With my irregular sleep pattern, I'm constantly waking/woken up and falling back asleep. I don't know if dreams work like this, but I suspect th...
Posted by Aaron on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:28:00 PST

This story is 666% true

You ever have just one of those days?...So I wake up, expecting today to be just like any other. I check the time: the numbers "6:66" are flashing in red, which is odd, because my clock isn't digital....
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

Buses are funny

PART A: First of all, let me be the (probably not) first to say that a TTC strike just isn't a TTC strike without a solid heat wave giving would-be commuters strokes. Hooray! Everything sucks!Not that...
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:12:00 PST

Paradise/Lost

I suppose I'll keep this blog brief, as it's late, I'm drunkesque, and I really feel like eating some Count Chocula cereal right about now.Tomorrow is an important day that has me excited and anxious ...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:27:00 PST

Trapped in Paradise

Warning: At the end of the blog I'm going to give away something that happened in the season finale of The O.C last night. If you care at all and don't want anything ruined, don't read the last part u...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:01:00 PST