About Me

My Latest Film: Mouthstache

For ages, mankind has been faced with unexplainable questions: Where did we come from? Why are we here? Did Lassie ever eat his own crap? Why do women like jerks? Why is the sky green? Why is the grass blue? What is that strange growth on my ankle? Why won't Jennifer Connelly reply to my hundreds upon hundreds of fan mail I wrote? Did I go to Wendy's TWICE yesterday? Should I see a doctor about that growth? Who thought High School Musical was a good idea, honestly? Why does the sun turn blue when you stare at it long enough? Why do we pass out at night? What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Holy crap that growth just grew a pair of eyeballs!
If you ever pondered such things as the above, why, you've come to the right place. Will you find the answers to these things here? I can't promise that. What I can promise though, is that you will not get those 5 minutes you wasted reading this About Me back. Count on it.

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Dane Cook Gets Slapped By A Hobo With A Fish

A new short film (or a gross misuse of free time would be a more accurate description).PS:this movie is in NO WAY Pro-Dane Cook or Anti-Dane Cook. I just simplywanted to make a movie where Dane Cook g...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:30:00 GMT

New Years Resolutions

Here's mine:1. Practice my saxophone everyday.2. Work out more. Ya know, get some pecs, a sixpack, quadriapeczoids (that's a real muscle, right? If not, it should be).3. Make more moolah. Literally, I...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:31:00 GMT

New Lego Movie: Omnomnom

A little animation I whipped up today in my evil lair. Expect a longer, proper film from me fairly soon.YouTube: Vimeo:
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Ah, my face!

So, I had a headache earlier. The only course of action to remedy this problem was to take a nappy poo. But alas, slumber was not coming easy, for what little light was emanating from behind my blinds...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:08:00 GMT

New Short Film: Lucky Penny

Forged with the power of boredom and spare change, I present to you my newest concoction of randomness: Lucky Penny. Click the image below to watch it.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:28:00 GMT

The Dangers of Groupthink

Groups greatly affect how we interact and live our daily lives, and in some cases even how we form opinions or make decisions. But group thought can create tunnel vision that would make s...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:41:00 GMT

THE SPOOKENING

Just in time for Halloween, my first proper live action short film is ready for your viewing pleasure. In Summer 1985, a man named Nigel Roxbury experienced a 'spookening'. This is his story:THE SPOO...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:44:00 GMT

Hurricanes

Who on Earth gives hurricanes such stupid names like "Kyle" and "Katrina"? Shouldn't hurricanes be named something more, I dunno, intimidating? The name KYLE doesn't really strike fear into...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:45:00 GMT

New LEGO film: Ants

Billly's productive afternoon of burning ants comes to a chilling end. ENJOY! I made this short film to test out my ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 06:52:00 GMT

New Lego Movie: PooPoo Bridge

A music video I made for a charming little jingle by the late great Logan Whitehurst: YouToobEnjoy(?).
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:28:00 GMT

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