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About Me


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PimpYours.com ALTERING THIS CODE ABOVE WILL DISABLE YOUR LAYOUT www.pimpyours.com.Wello there my Funky Dudes and Fuck Faces!!Where do I start? Well firstly my full name is Heidi Maud Bytheway,and before you laugh FUCK OFF,I didn't get much say in the matter lol.Im a really down to earth West Bromwich girl and a ex reject of Menzies High school.You Know who you are you bunch of thickos,it weren't the brightest school in the Midlands lol.I'm BUBBLY,FUN,FLIRTY,well VERY VERY FLIRTY(WELL MORE SLUTTY ACTUALLY lol),and all I want to do in life is have FUN and a BIG LAUGH.I never take anything seriously and would rather make a joke about something than get stressed about it.My dream job would actually be to be a comedian if I was funny at all,but I think people would laugh at me rather than with me,as in life lol.I spend Monday to Friday selling SCREWS in Bilston,you heard it right,they just happen to be the stainless steel ones.I work for a company called Stainless Threaded fasteners as a sales executive(sounds posh but it aint lol.)This might sound mad to some but I actually don't mind my job that much.I have some really sound customers,I get to travel around the U.K,its really good money and it pays for Vera(my silver Peugeot which you'll see me driving round in)and my spending habits at the weekend(WHICH IS WHAT I LIVE FOR.)You'll usually find me at weekends either having my hair and nails done or spending money on clothes.Then its slapping the Drag queen make-up on,and the slapper clothes and up walsall Legless,up Wolvo with my legs in the air whoo hoo lol,or dancing my legs off up Brum.I'll usually be found doing all this with Leanne and Kelly(SEXY STF BIRDS) or Jade(THE SEXIEST WOMAN EVER AND A TOP BEST MATE,I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD EVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU GIRL I LOVE YA THAT MUCH,YOUR ALWAYS THERE FOR ME AND I DONT MAKE IT CLEAR HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TOO ME BUT YOU DO),Abbie(RUBY ALLEN LOOKALIKE,WHAT A GIRL,AND A BRILLIANT MATE,I JUST LOVE BEING AROUND YOU,YOU NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT ME AND WHEN I NEED YOU YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE,PLUS YOUR ON MY DRINKING LEVEL),AND Charl(FUNNIEST WOMAN ALIVE AND A SEXY MOE FOE,BUT SHES GOT A BIG HEART)mainly.They are the best mates I could ever ask for and are all gorgeous birds Love ya so much mwahhh!!!!.Also a big hello to all my big bro's you sexy bunch you know who you are,your on my friend lists lol, budge(the sweetest bloke I know and the dancing king), Fordys(one of my best boymates ever and he always cheers me up and makes me laugh), Feldo(my favorite boy I love him and he knows it), Sharky(my little stud,the ladies love him and a dude aswell), Chawner(mental), Lee(heart of gold and a good,good person and friend), Chuck(my gangster,and the best bloke I have ever met in my life), Hunter(makes me laugh,even though you wouldnt think it is always there when you need him) Clewse(heart of gold) and the Stomper himself Funky Nath(a top,top bloke and the sexiest hair in the WORLD)love you all too. Oh and I can't forget my newest buds Steph(I have met my match when it comes to her,shes on my level and I love her class) and Sambo(the most beautiful girl in the world and so sweet,plus I want her hair)SO GLAD IVE GOT TO HAVE KNOWN YA,WHAT LOVELY WOMEN YOU BOTH ARE.)Finally Shaun Lunt the love of my life.(not much to say apart from your the my best friend and the love of my life and Im lost without you)Well thats me really apart for some vital facts Im a massive Arsenal fan(WANKERS I'M NOT A GLORY HUNTER lol),I've danced since I was 3(SERIOUSLY BALLET AND ALL THAT SHIT) and love performing arts(ONLY GOT THROUGH THE FIRST ROUND OF X-FACTOR,HOW WANK AM I),and check me out I was picked to be a nuts Blonde,and got to pose with Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh(BLIND BASTARDS,I AIN'T EVEN GOT ANY TITS lol).I would like to do more of it though if I could be bothered to get off my fat arse and loose my love handels lol.Thats why I used to just model head shots for hairdressers you can eat as much as you want then(I LOVE THE lol.)Also I still live at home with my Mom,Dad and Dog(ROSIE DON'T MATTER BOUT THE FOLKS NAMES lol) and I ain't going anywhere cause I love my own money to much lol.Oh and I'm am shit at everything and would end up killing myself with my shit cooking.Well for you sad lot that sat and read this(BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T BOTHERED YOU LOSERS lol)FUCK OFF YOU MESSES with Love Hxxxxx

My Interests

My intrests are really geeky actually,I like dancing,watching the arsenal,playing the computer,reading,going to the theatre,jogging,listening to music,shopping and going out with my mates.If your Freddy and your reading this though I'm into hard core sex,going to showbiz party's,and having naked Sunday's with my model friends lol.Oh and if God's reading this I like reading to the blind and giving blood lol. ...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a 120 year old billionaire man who no one would miss if he accidentally died just after we got married lol.If not though Freddy Ljungberg he aint the best footballer the premiership has seen but hes mighty fine!!!

Music:

ANYTHING.......I LOVE MUSIC,FULL STOP!!!!!!!!!!!I have a stop to house,chill to chill out and drive to work with Girls Aloud bless me!!!!

Movies:

I must admit,I love Dirty dancing and Grease, cause I'm a girl(like its the law haha).I do love to bits the Shawshank redemtion though what a film!!!!Also I'm a fan of the Rocky's de de derrr de de derrr Ha Ha.I must also add I am now obsessed with Borat,it made me wet my knickers High five haha.

Television:

I love any television that makes me laugh.My top 6 are Bottom, Only fools and Horses, Max and Paddy, Friends,Little Britain and the simpsons Oh yes comedy's all the way,no serious shit for Heidi!!!

Books:

I must admit I love the Harry Potter books and I'm proud of it,also like reading abit of porn(JUST JOKING),I'm quite into autobiographys and stuff like that.

Heroes:

Feel like I should say Gandi or Mother Terrasa but my Hero is Bill Gates to be fair you have got to have respect for anyone whos made billions aint ya copying someone elses work lol.Also I love Maddona I'd be happy if I looked like that now let alone when I'm forty something.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Heidi Bytheway
Birthday: 7th December 1986
Birthplace: Hospital derrr"Sandwell"
Current Location: West Bromwich on my bed
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5:3(short arse)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right,for everything
Your Heritage: Finally Know what it means"I'm English"hope I'm right know haha
The Shoes You Wore Today: My own,who elses am I going to wear
Your Weakness: Got to be Freddy,Id do anything for that man
Your Fears: Still Turkey,but xmas is coming up you little bastards so I get my own back haha
Your Perfect Pizza: A big fuck off Meat Feast Oh arrr!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To win the Lottery,yeah I'll proberly win a tenner now
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hahaha,and lol,I must find alot of things funny
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit I've got to go be at work in 10mins
Your Best Physical Feature: My teeth,is that weird haha
Your Bedtime: I don't have one I'm a big girl now,well only when its not a school night
Your Most Missed Memory: Well how would I know if I missed it dum ass
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King,Rodeo yum at the millions grams of fat
Single or Group Dates: Single,unless you get to have a gang bang
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither the filth
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate,Vanilla don't come close
Cappuccino or Coffee: I hate both hot drinks should be banned
Do you Smoke: No I like my lungs how they are,mind ya Im doing a good job killing my Liver
Do you Swear: Fuck off you Cunt faces accusing me of that how dare you
Do you Sing: Well I couldn't get passed the second round of x-factor so what do you think
Do you Shower Daily: Well I aint going to say no am I you sick bitch
Have you Been in Love: Yes with Myself haha,just joking there
Do you want to go to College: Go to Sandwell college,and then ask me that question again
Do you want to get Married: Yeah if hes loaded and on his last legs,then me and my lesbian lover can do a runner haha
Do you belive in yourself: Well I reakon I'm real,don't know about the voices in my head though lol
Do you get Motion Sickness: No,bring on the roughness
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm going to say NO,first thing in the morning I scare myself seriously
Are you a Health Freak: I love going to the gym,and for jogs,but eat lots of crap
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah their alright I suppose,I get on with them really well when I want something
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah as long as I aint standing under any pilons at the time
Do you play an Instrument: My arse lol,nah piano,cornet,recorder,but thats gay so no.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO,HAHA bull shit
In the past month have you Smoked: No its a nasty dirty habit,plus cant afford to eat let alone smoke lol
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah cause Im a fuck up,who can't sleep haha
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do you mean have I had a shit on that dried up fruit!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No but Ive been to a shopping centre(ENGLAND)
&..39;In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:' In west Bromwich,I don't think so do you
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sick moe Foes,I don't eat fish cooked let alone not cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well I got to stage 4 on Mario lol
In the past month have you been Dumped: Have you seen me,I don't think so,do you,just jokin no!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In where around here the canal,Id proberly get aids or something
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 4 quid today out my moms jar,bad girl "BOY"
Ever been Drunk: Yes but due to the fact I was drunck technically I can't remember it
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yes"You smell"see good aint I
Ever been Beaten up: I watch the Rocky's I dont think so,Hard me lol
Ever Shoplifted: Yes sorry mommy,!!!!
How do you want to Die: Filthy Rich haha,at the age of 512 lol
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hopefully,still me but older,what the fuck else am I going to be
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere out of West Bromwich does mr
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown/Blue/Green,not fussy me haha
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Black
Short or Long Hair: Either lets go mad
Height: Taller than me,otherwise I'd be dating Dopey
Weight: Chunky,love it
Best Clothing Style: Funky
Number of Drugs I have taken: Well lots,ask my doctor I dont know
Number of CDs I own: Do you want to come and count them
Number of Piercings: 7,but had 11
Number of Tattoos: 2,crap ones haha
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many,I'm very naughty,but I hide it well
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