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stü

Totally Rat-Arsed - YEAH!™

About Me



do you actually know what, furking yergh, gonna' fuckin' go college ain't i, yergh, not just gonna' go coral with actual mates and go fuckin' all on black, hoping to win big and even if i do just spend it on fuckin' beer, chinese but probably just go coral again (all on black), not gonna' fuckin' do that one am i, then im not gonna' fuckin' go on tour with 7 dollar taxi around the uk and get pissed every night for a week am i, need to sort my fuckin' priorities out don't i, yergh, not gonna' get a fuckin' tattoo of a moustache on my fuckin' finger am i, actual yergh, gonna' fuckin' do that one ain't i, yergh, the butter to my toast, yergh don't fuckin' love that one do i.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Art Gallery

Stu's Zoo™

Yes Yes:

Thats a bit violent isn't it...

Lyrical Assasination:

Ill get you with the lyrical assasination,
All across the nation,
With a lotta penetration,
Of the anal kind,
I dont mind,
Il get you from behind;

Be wary,
My sexual addiction can be scary,
Especially when you look like a fairy,
Sorry jim carrey,
I didnt mean to scare thee,
Even though i need to wee,
On your face,
Yes your a digrace,
So's your mum when shes all dressed in lace,
Eat my vagina,
No wait! look out behind ya'
Its my willy,
When i slap you, you get silly,
Yeah what, im a homo of the sexual nature
correct, i did just penetrate ya.

Ill get you with the lyrical assasination,
All across the nation,
With a lotta penetration,
Of the anal kind,
I dont mind,
Il get you from behind;

Yeah what bruv? My Names MC Mickey,
Close the window, Its getting chilly,
This assasinations gone all wrong,
I spit barz like a nuclear bomb,
The rifles zoomed into your head,
I pulled the trigger now your dead,
Im slapping your mum with my Glock,
Because she refused to suck my cock!
My dad gave me some ammo,
So i said 'ta!',
Then i turned around and pulled out my ba-zook-a!
Blammo Kabammo wheres your body now?
Your legs are in Scotland and your arms are down south;

Ill get you with the lyrical assasination,
All across the nation,
With a lotta penetration,
Of the anal kind,
I dont mind,
Il get you from behind;

Hold man, that was tight,
This is MC Emery, The lyrical miracle,
Unlike most i like to be spiritual,
I aint no amateur, Im on tour man,
They call me the lean mean grilling machine,
Just like George Foreman!
Im Bad bad, yeah, trust me boy i am bad,
He looked in my eyes,
I could see he was mad,
So i cracked his skull with the point of my chisel,
Thats how i earned my nickname,
B-B-Bad Boy Bizzle;

Ill get you with the lyrical assasination,
All across the nation,
With a lotta penetration,
Of the anal kind,
I dont mind,
Il get you from behind;

Hold tight for more tunes in the near future...

Dangerizzle Productionz©™ 2007

My New Bag:

Allow it, Yeah?

Music:


Musical M-m-m-madness!

Movies:


The Goonies!

Television:


LOST

Books:


The curious incident of the dog in the night time....Tis' coolio.

Heroes:


Me & Rubie ♥ Warhammer.

My Blog

Poetic Justice

Today was a wierd day, not the best of days.   Today was the day 'Durr' died.   We laughed, he cried,   But still we have no regrets.   Today was a wierd day...   &n...
Posted by stü on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST