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I write. Poems, songs, diddies, comedy, tragedy, short stories, novels, papers on world history, history of television and film, occult humor(just kidding), vain self-absorbed rambling commentary, rock operas, and I have been working on a number of screenplays(features and shorts)in different genres. An example is the dark comedy,THE WACHOWSKI INCIDENT Some readers opinions:

"SLAPSTICK COMEDY WITH A WRITING VOICE THAT HOLDS YOU...Well written, well organized piece of material that could difinitely find itself on the book shelves of America as a novel...I was laughing hysterically by page five...totally commercial...characters are bigger than life...dialogue was extremely good. In fact, FANTASTIC." -Tobe Wonders, Triggerstreet.com
"GREAT GROSS OUT GAGS...Writer is very talented at writing comic banter...dialogue is VERY funny." -Bessarabia, Triggerstreet.com
"A WILD RIDE...Writing and dialogue are strong...interesting characters...inovative...truly FUNNY!" -Arby, Triggerstreet.com
THE WACHOWSKI INCIDENT CAN BE FOUND ON TRIGGERSTREET.COM-I also dance a little.
STYLES GRAINGER'S BIO: Orphaned in Ugoslavia and raised by African pigmy nuns, I ran afoul of right wing bio-chemists and escaped into nearby Oblivion, a small coastal town in the mohills of California. Now living in a cave, I bang out tunes reminicent of Elvis and Arron Neville receiving peanut butter and banana enemas. Have songs on MYSPACE music under HEMINGWAY CHRIST, a Stoner Rock Country Punk band, NAZARENE WITCH, a new Metal project, and TOKENS. I am also producing a new album from HEMINGWAY CHRIST, "THE SON ALSO RISES" due out in 2009. I practice screenwriting under the name W. Mykl Blankenship. In my free time I am being raised by twin boys.
THE REAL SKINNY: Raised in a military family, I attended the family run military academy and then studied for the priesthood of a certain religious organization. After working for said organization, I went off in search of non religious experiences. Fell 9 stories from the top of a commercial building in 1984 while working as a solar engineer. 120 feet to the concrete below left me paralyzed for 4 years. Then a Doc found a bone chip in my spine, removed it, and I started walking again. Then I lost my right leg after developing a pressure sore from the leg braces(Decided at that moment to discontinue use of said leg braces in the best interests of the left, and remaining, leg.) Played music throughout the 90's, hung out with the wrong crowd, left it all behind, and went to school. Again. This time for film. In my senior year I had twins. I am now looking for ways to exploit them.
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FUNERAL COP-Comedy screenplay-1st Installment

FADE IN         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;  &...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:58:00 GMT

VICTIMS OF CIRCUMSTANCE-Dramatic screenplay-1st Installment

FADE INEXT. MOUNTAIN CABIN-EARLY MORNINGLittle cabin in a quaint mountain clearing.  Birds sing and a stream rushes nearby.INT. MOUNTAIN CABIN-SAMESun comes shinning through the windows, across t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:52:00 GMT

SLICKER THAN SHIT-COMEDY SCREENPLAY-2nd Installment

 MARS LASSO (V.O.) (cont'd)The screaming became a higher pitch, so I slapped him softer.Mars slaps him softer and the screaming becomes softer.  MARS LASSO (V.O.) (cont'd)The screaming beca...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:47:00 GMT

SLICKER THAN SHIT-COMEDY SCREENPLAY-1st Installment

FADE INEXT. CAMERO SPEEDING DOWN FREEWAY-DAYLate model Camero speeds down freeway.MARS LASSO (V.O.)It was a slippery situation.  Somewhere between 0 and 100 miles to go, and General Motors had be...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:33:00 GMT

Check out this video: NEWS BREAK-comedic short

Check out this video: NEWS/60 SECONDS Add to My Profile | More VideosMars Lasso and "The Dead Guy" in satirical news break short for college Broadcasting class in 1997. Written and produc...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:07:00 GMT

Check out this video: Whoopie Cushions-CHEAP!

Check out this video: Whoopie Add to My Profile | More VideosThe Purple Dotted People Chaser with Sage Wylder Blankenship, edited with all the out takes by accident by Kunkle K. Originall...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:40:00 GMT

THE WACHOWSKI INCIDENT-Dark Comedy Screenplay INSTALLMENT 2

THE WACHOWSKI INCIDENT-DARK COMEDY SCREENPLAY INSTALLMENT 2 INT. GIAFONI'S ITALIAN RESTAURANT-NIGHT Akillis and his wife sit at a romantic candle lit table. MRS. JONES So, remind me. Why are we here...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:42:00 GMT

DARK COMEDY SCREENPLAY-First ten pages of THE WACHOWSKI INCIDENT(before re-write)

THE WACHOWSKI INCIDENT by W. Mykl Blankenship   FADE IN INT. JONES' BEDROOM-EARLY MORNING AKILLIS JONES, 30's, and MRS. JONES, late 20's, lay asleep in their bed. Akillis is awakened by the phon...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:42:00 GMT

PROP 187-OPERATION MARY POPPINS

written in the 90's   PROP. 187 OPERATION MARY POPPINS W. Mykl Blankenship (styles grainger) Wasn't going to vote.  Hadn't even registered.  Having stopped being a human long ago I did...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:52:00 GMT

AMAZON NIGHT (TWEAKER BITCH)

AMAZON NIGHT (TWEAKER BITCH) by W. MYKL BLANKENSHIP (styles grainger)  Friday night at home and I'm looking everyday of thirty-five. And I'll be thirty-two next month.  When she said thirty...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:33:00 GMT