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Leah

so much for subtlety!

About Me

i wear sensible shoes. i have a large fashionable sock collection. i like to get drunk and take my pants off and dance and twirl like crazy. climbin' trees is fun.
i'm a sensory slut. whatever you got, i want it. i love food, sex, drugs, rockin' out and ridin' bikes. i'm the anti-shy. and a jerk!
i love cooking, dumpster-diving, titties, short shorts, hair dye and swimming. and pretty much everything else that isn't boring. yep. and yes, if you are a 40 year old dude that wants to be creepy and try to get in my pants, you are boring. and gross. seriously, that shit needs to stop... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

i enjoy dressing mannequins, drinking booze, petting kitties, cooking, personalizing clothing from goodwill, riding my bike, snuggling, sitting in front of the heater, and taking pictures of the seasons as they pass. and fucking. it's a good time.

I'd like to meet:

people who know where the party's at.
also people who want to share neat/artsy pictures of naked people, geologic formations, storms, animals, oceans, and things that are so close up that you have to re-evaluate your significance on this earth related to big-ness.
people with neat scars. people that like making crafty things.
and some cute girls with sweet knockers.

Music:

nine inch nails, guster, travis, air, pj harvey, liz phair, beck, aphex twin, pink floyd, fiona apple, pulp, prick, lovage, del(tron), jack johnson

Movies:

cube, labyrinth, fight club, american psycho, battle royale, hellraiser, the twin peaks tv series, microcosmos, the last unicorn, logan's run... a lot of sci fi that speculates about the end days of humankind.

Television:

hurts me inside.

Books:

1984, brave new world, the giver, american psycho, diary of a drug fiend

My Blog

i biffed it.

and it hurts.  zoobomb crashes you sometimes.  now i have 5 stitches in my chin and various road rash.  see?...
Posted by Leah on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:09:00 PST

i am a delicious cook.

sometimes when kittens is sleeping, he blows air out his jowels and it flaps in a farty noise.  and sometimes when he's sleeping, he makes high pitched woofy noises and convulses a little like he...
Posted by Leah on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:44:00 PST

check it, i got a new job.

yeah, that's right bitches.  now i make bath fizzies and i smell good when i come home from work every day.  and the pay i begin at is higher than my other job after working there over a yea...
Posted by Leah on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:03:00 PST

an update on my status...

i don't have internet access regularly right now but i will try to have it soon.  is there anyone besides comcast who provides cable internet in portland?  i haven't been able to find it.&nb...
Posted by Leah on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:14:00 PST

future

i'm worried that someday our technology will be so infused with our being that we won't know how to live without it.and there are only a few who know how to create. we have all of these devices that w...
Posted by Leah on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:07:00 PST

best birthday EVER!

i will now do my best to describe the awesomeness that was my surprise birthday party. i got off work at 9:30 and i thought i was meeting up with some people at ben's house so he could give us a ride ...
Posted by Leah on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:05:00 PST

the best life i know.

wow. what an awesome, awesome day.i woke up and got laid. then hanna gave me a professional-style massage for an hour while jake passed me bowls. after a delicious sandwich, a mini party ens...
Posted by Leah on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:59:00 PST

hello minimum wage...

i just can't fucking get ahead. between making $425 every two weeks, paying rent and groceries, catfood, internet and electric, medical bills, some recreation... i'm having to borrow money from saving...
Posted by Leah on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 03:57:00 PST

reflecting on honesty and the meaning of it all, generally.

i've been struck lately again and again at the consistent insincerity of our daily interactions.i scan rooms, looking at people. at how they're dressed, the way they look at each other. what are their...
Posted by Leah on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:51:00 PST

in the past week...

i have...-done summersaults down stairs in a large poofy skirt-scaled the wall of a bowling alley-ridden my bike in the dark going about 30 miles an hour downhill, drunk and stoned.  and again on...
Posted by Leah on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:54:00 PST