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Well lets see. I like ANYTHING that involves full contact, and especially all kinds of different sexual positions. A wise man once said "Sex is a contact sport". I believe that was was me.
I'd like to meet:
Gwar (Again), Dying Fetus (Again) , MJ, Stevie Yzerman, Chris Jericho (Irvine), Vincent Kennedy McMahon, And that dude from Bransons quest for the best.Oh, and Stile.
And AVAAAAABEARRRRRR
And Brittney.
And MYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd the Sexecutioner, who wasnt present when I met Gwar.Hmmm, Halloween.... I love Dressing up! I wonder what I should be this year?Lets ask the magic internet... Oh internet, what should Jordan be this year?
You Should Be a Mental Patient for Halloween!
What should you be for Halloween?
Music:
OOooohhhh, lets see.... I like Dying Fetus, a lot. Gwar rocks, Stevie Ray Vaughn is a god, god I love Metallica, anything pre load that is. Black Sabbath, (Ozzy what have you done to yourself!?!?!? And your daughters a slutbag, she sucked my cock in the Cambie bathroom, and i wiped it off on her hair) No, actually thats a lie, i'de never let that nasty chick anywhere near my penis.
Movies:
Fuck this ones tough... ok, umm, ALL GWAR VIDEOS, And im not even gonna attempt to fill this goddam list up, holy sh!t. Allright heres a couple of my faves in no particular order: Spank, by Christian Blaze, Evil Dead 1,2 and 3 (Army of Darkness), True Romance, Re-animator, Beyond Re-animator, Hurley Burley, Cable Guy, Scarface, Terminator, Bloodsport, Schindlers List, Ravenous, Neverending Story,
Johnny Cheesedawg says: Im an Asshole! Mao Ting says: Asshole or not, you are hot. Dot de dot. Dot dot dot.
Television:
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TV sux, but I have to give credit where credits due:
Family guy. Chapelle's Show, the Simpsons!!! (I believe the generation 5 years younger, and older than me is the Simpsons generation.) CNN while its all a pack of lies, lies, horrible lies! (Secrets and lies... its always SECRETS and LIES!!) You can sift through the bullsh!t to get to the meat of the issue if you choose. But stay educated because they will always be pulling fast ones on you.
And of course, good old reality TV. GODDAM YOU REALITY TV!!! You let a horrible horrible genie out of the bottle when you asshole producers tapped into this industry. The world will forever suffer, because of your foolish greed.
Books:
Too many good books, so im gonna mainly name authors.Niel Geiman, Clive "The God" Barker, Steven "the often crappy" king, Steven Hawkins, Anyone who's ever put any kind of time into figuring out String Theory, Sun Tzu, Julius Ceaser. And I absolutly have to give a shoutout to one of the most talented writers of all time, Vancouver Science-Fiction author: William Gibson.
Heroes:
Sun Tzu, Mr. Spock, Jackie Chan, my Dad, Oderus.
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