Peaches Honeyblossom - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have issues. Anyone who read the previous profile knows what they are. I had 23 cats, but now I only have 12 one of which is stuffed. Many of my cats have gotten deadly STD's and other have run away. I'm unemployed and I just stopped doing crystal meth in July, due in part that you can't get good meth in NY (I admit I had a relapse in October and again in January). I can't even manage to hold down a job at the supermarket. I earn money by rubbing old peoples feet and selling inbred kittens. I love Lean Cuisines, and eat about 3 of their macaroni and cheeses a day. I enjoy doing many things and have a tendency to become obsessed with my interests, hence the large number of felines living in my house. I'm in the process of being evicted and I've decided not to leave until I am physically removed. I enjoy pilates and meeting new people. I believe you have to be in to win it and that's why I never miss a mechanical bull ride. I have never met a glass of whiskey I didn't like and I am obsessed with Appalachia and albinoism. I am looking for love or at least someone to share the rent with, while waiting for my soulmate. Must be open to cats and my frequent mood swings. No serial killers need apply, all of the bruising on my skin makes for a nasty human skirt.

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This is the cat I swear is plotting my demise

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lita Ford, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Thomas Lennon, Andre 3000, Vince Vaughn, CeCe Winans, Bob Saget, Deepak Chopra, Bob Newhart, John Tesh, Jesse Ventura, Bea Arthur, The Bartles and James guys, Liam Neeson, L. Ron Hubbard, Kenny Rogers' old face, Vanilla Ice, Denver Pyle, John McCain, Bud Cort, Bill Murray, Isabel Sanford, Dolly Parton, Bret Michaels, Ruben Studdard and of course, John Ratzenberger (aka Cliff Clavin). ** IF YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON YOUR PROFILE EXCEPT AGE AND PLACE,I'LL ASSUME YOU ARE A SEXUAL PREDATOR AND CONVERSING WITH YOU WILL VIOLATE MY PAROLE, SO DON'T BOTHER**

"Life and Death. Energy and Peace. If I stopped today, it was fun, even the terrible pains that have burned and scarred my soul. It was worth it for having been allowed to walked where I walked- which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it, over and above it"

My Blog

love that david sedaris

"I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of b...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:43:00 GMT

danny zucko II

As many of you know, post grease John Travolta had been added to the list of people that I hate a few months ago. As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate him, I have become dismayed by his ab...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:34:00 GMT

pervert

The guy that sits in the cubicle behind me is a complete pervert. He has pictures of Pete Wentz in various stages of undress all of his cubicle. His screen saver is the naked cell phone pi...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:19:00 GMT

Losers

I just got a bulletin from someone thanking me (and all of his friends) for helping him near his goal of 756 friends. Really, that's your life goal? Now you're one further away from your g...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:52:00 GMT

grossed out

I can't handle all the ads with the pimples that myspace has added. I do not want to look at other people's big, fat whiteheads. Use some clearsil please. I may vomit having to look ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:25:00 GMT

cleaning

I hope you all enjoyed the last poem, which I found while cleaning out my pantry. I thought I would share with everyone all the other treasures that I found. loose ziploc bags a Stone Cold Steve...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:54:00 GMT

poetry

I was cleaning out my pantry and found this that I saved from like 15 years ago, so I thought I'd share it: Don't talk down to me, Don't be polite to me, Don't try and make me feel nice, Don't relax, ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:25:00 GMT

danny zucko

Post Grease John Travolta has been added to the list of people I officially hate. Look who's talking now bitch.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:57:00 GMT

st. elmo's fire

All these years I considered myself the Demi Moore, but after rewatching the movie I came to the sad realization that I am the Mare Winningham. I may kill myself slowly through alcohol use.
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 22:02:00 GMT

things that bother me

Something has been bothering me for years and I just have to speak out about it. In the movie Forrest Gump, at Forrest's wedding to Jenny, nobody gives up their seat to Lt. Dan and he is fo...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 17:52:00 GMT