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JuULLzZz

There R 3 kinds of PPL, Dicks, Pussies and Assholes!!LOL

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Channing Tatum, Jessica Alba and any1 who is down to earth, easy to get along with.The perfect man!! is: Charming, have class and own style, knows how to please a woman, knows to be a gentleman enough, knows to respect her wishes, only makes her cry tears of Joy, makes her laugh & smile, knows that women dont comprimise, knows that a woman is always right regardless, Chooses to say sorry over pride, never makes her feel unattractive, never humiliates her, loves who she is the way she is, hugs her when she's upset, feeds her when she's hungry, pampers her when she's exhausted, Tucks her into bed, reads her a bed time story, sings her lullabys, haha the perfect man will never be found but I believe in fate, I believe in Karma so I think eventually "the One" will come, everyone has some one out there for them might be more than one who knows.. Ur destiny awaits... 1. Men are like ... Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .... .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like . Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Music:

R&B, SOul, some Hippy-hoppy is alrite, House!

Movies:

Man on fire, derailed, Madagascar, White Chicks, Hot Chickz, Deuce Bigalow, European Jigalow, Resident evil, Dodge ball, Step-Up, Team America,Wedding Crashers,50 first dates,40 Yr Old Virgin,Anchorman, Moonwalker, Pirates of the carribean, Blue streak, Scary movie 1 & 2, (anything thats stupid funny)The notebook, Ladder 49 (So sad)Kill Bill vol 1 & 2, All Barbie Movies and Disney Classic fairytales and plenty more.....

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Smallville, House, NCIS, Desperate Housewives, Prison Break, My Wife and Kids, Simpsons, Family Guy, Sailormoon (all series),Anime & All pretty cartoons..

Books:

The BFG!! haha, The witches, Lion Witch and Wardrobe... Last time I read a novel thats not a text book is tooo long ago

Heroes:

My Grandfather and My Great Grandmother RIP I Love You ("V")

My Blog

Team America D!,P!,A! Quote

TEAM AMERICA QUOTE!! Quoted by old man at bar: See there are 3 kinds of people Dicks, Pussies and Assholes! Pussies think every one can get along But pussies get fucked by dicks But dicks also fuck ...
Posted by JuULLzZz on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:07:00 PST

Why Men love women

The Reasons Men Love Women 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4....
Posted by JuULLzZz on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

Poor Husband

Poor guyA man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chai...
Posted by JuULLzZz on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

Penis Raise

Penis RaiseI, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:* I do physical labour* I work at great depths* I am always using my head first* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or...
Posted by JuULLzZz on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

Words women Use! (Soo True)

Words Women Use Study this and know it! FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this ...
Posted by JuULLzZz on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

This Shit cracked me up!

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes Directions: read these outloud!! (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat (English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive? (Chinese Phrase) Hu...
Posted by JuULLzZz on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

How to dodge a speeding fine!!

How To Beat A Speeding Ticket. A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one...
Posted by JuULLzZz on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST

When girls get drunk!! haha

When girls get drunk 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEX...
Posted by JuULLzZz on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST

Oprah says:

Oprah says:... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.    If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.    Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour...
Posted by JuULLzZz on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST