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Naked and Alone

Words to live by are still just words. Do something!

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adopt your own virtual pet! Candy, dancing, bruises, hickeys, kissing, singing, acting, reading, cigarettes and Paris on the Platte, smoking with the boys, and your mom.
Your IQ Is 130
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test msprm name="AllowScriptAccess" value="never"

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, deep people that can just chill in the moment and smoke some weed. Oh, and Paul McCartney.

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Music:

Something Corporate, Mae, Jack's Mannequin, Coldplay, Streetlight Manifesto, Mustard Plug, Mad Caddies, Franz Ferdinand, Marilyn Manson, Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tenacious D, Rooney, The Misfits, The Violent Femmes, The Ramones, No Doubt, The Aquabats, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Gregory and the Hawk, Rilo Kiley, Muse, Frank Sinatra, Styx, Kansas, Pink Floyd, The Eagles. I'd say I'm pretty eclectic.

Movies:

Fight Club, All the American Pie movies, LOSER, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Audition, Suicide Club, All the Austin Powers movies, The Princess Bride, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Boys Don't Cry, Encino Man, The Mummy, Dutch, Can't Hardly Wait, Never Been Kissed, Grease, My Girl, Thirteen Ghosts, The Other Sister... and so many more!

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Oblongs, Daria, House, Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob Squarepants, Aquateen Hunger Force, Nip/Tuck... I love cartoons.

Books:

Echo (fuck, that is such a great book), Jane Eyre, My Sweet Audrina, Violet and Claire, Choke, Lullaby (anything by Chuck Palahniuk), and The Lord of the Flies.

Heroes:

Martin Luther King Jr. and Andrew McMahon

My Blog

Employee Review

Get a handle... Of Jack? No. Vodka? No, on fucking life. Get a handle on life... Drinking the sorrow away just pushes it to the deep recesses of your mind rather than alleviating a damn thing. Okay,...
Posted by Fat on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:28:00 PST

Drain

I've gone braindead... the stagnate waters called my synapses are useless, non potable.Where did everything go? In the course of just a few days I've lost and gained so much and so little. It seems ev...
Posted by Fat on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST

Breaking Day

So why do you leave these questions unanswered? The circus awaits and you're already gone. My Cheshire cat doorstop with fear in your smile, what makes it so easy for you to be walking by? And what d...
Posted by Fat on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

Myspace Paranoia

So I tried, it's easiest to let go now. I didn't expect to care this much about someone so... I don't even know the words to say. The worst part is that I feel like I did something wrong all the time....
Posted by Fat on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST

Hard

    Fucking dick on my head to wake me. It's seven thirty- why should I be up at this hour? The feelings are rushing crashing over me. I've put too much out there to get nothing in retu...
Posted by Fat on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:59:00 PST

Starting anew...

Moving. Forward? Possibly...I'm not sure what is going to happen these days. I have to start working again. I need to grow up and make sure I don't acquire mad debt and live in the hole my whole life....
Posted by Fat on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:44:00 PST

And now I'm getting fat!

Seriously. I think I just need to starve for a few weeks because I just feel like a fucking cow. I went running yesterday and it felt so good. Now I hurt but that is okay. I need to get back to the w...
Posted by Fat on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:10:00 PST

I just don't understand

    I'm really freaking out. Boys are fucking douchebags. I just got of a relationship. Chris was such a great guy but I understand that he couldn't deal with the goodbyes and the dista...
Posted by Fat on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST

Happy? Never.

 I can't understand this underlying depression that taints my every thought. I can't get through a day without paranoid thoughts and despairing ideas. "Very weird, fucking weird." Maybe if I coul...
Posted by Fat on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 03:40:00 PST

The Show, The Jealousy, and the Sadness Involved

    So it is hell week. The week where I usually get pooed on because I'm not good enough or something. There is nothing I can do to be beautiful. HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE IT ALIVE???!!!M...
Posted by Fat on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:09:00 PST