About Me
Trying to fully express the individual I am is a daunting task, so I'll just let a bunch of random and most likely unreliable surveys do it for me. In short: I have a poor self-image and a love of vampires. Is that a hell of a combination or what?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman
"I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?"
What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Your Taste in Music:
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
Alternative Rock: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
80's Alternative: High Influence
90's Rock: High Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?
You Are 60% Paranoid Schizophrenic
It's likely that you're perfectly fine, though you have your crazy moments. You tend to be a bit paranoid, but no one's out to get you but yourself.
Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
You May Be a Bit Antisocial...
Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm.
What Personality Disorder Are You?
You Are 76% Bipolar
You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable.
If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help.
Are You Bipolar?
You Are 31% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Average
You're about as sexy as the average person on the street.
There's no secret to gaining more sex appeal - you just need to be a bit bolder!
How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
You Will Die at Age 64
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
What Age Will You Die?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You Should Be a Poet
You have a way with words... and a talent for drawing the pure emotions out of experiences.
Your poetry has the potential to make people laugh and cry at the same time. You just need to write it!
What Sort of Artist Should You Be?
Your Element Is Earth
You excel at planning and strategizing.
You could be a champ at chess or Survivor.
Well grounded, you are able to be realistic and rationalize.
On the inside, you have a hard core. It's tough to phase you.
You are super productive, and you are able to think anything through.
Focused and super charged, your instincts are a good guide for your next step.
What's Your Element?
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing
What Type of Weather Are You?
You Belong in Fall
Intelligent, introspective, and quite expressive at times...
You appreciate the changes in color, climate, and mood that fall brings
Whether you're carving wacky pumpkins or taking long drives, autumn is a favorite time of year for you
What Season Are You?
Which South Park kid are you most like?
Kyle
You are clever, and often come up with intelligent and funny comebacks to other people's stupid remarks.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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