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Stefan

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About Me

I am a man with many thoughts and opinions about everything. I have a huge urge to travel the world and be a part of some adventures.My mind and imagination is held back by my wallet.

My Interests

Music. playing, singing, listening, working out, Writing, Drawing... i like almost anything besides warm milk

I'd like to meet:

My younger self, just to beat myself up and teach me a lesson. I also would like to meet Einstein and have a chat with him... and Jim Gaffigan of course..

Music:

Every possible genre imaginable

Movies:

Only movies with Leslie nielsen in them

Television:

Conan o..Brien, Married with children

Books:

history, sci-fi, comedy.. But i only read my school books nowadays

Heroes:

Jim Gaffigan

My Blog

Chocolate- my dark master

My love for chocolate is to big for me to handle. I guess that god or evolution put the cocoa bean on earth just to spite humanity. Because we get fatter and uglier when we eat chocolate, hence we don...
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:49:00 PST

Coughing up tar from a disgusting SUV

How can this be? I am a superman but i feel sick. I guess it is the SUVs fault!! SUVs are raping the world and their owners are hiding behind the liberal bullshit about "freedom ". The egocentric and ...
Posted by Stefan on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:54:00 PST

Addictive

I watch a lot of T.V., I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? ..Heroin.
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

rise and shine

Good morning brand new world. I wish all beings, both humans and beasts, a great day today. Treat yourself and everyone else well and remember to smile once in a while. Take some time to talk to a com...
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:16:00 PST

Coca cola christmas

it is the time of year when the western world gets crazy and starts to consume as if there were no tomorrow. Because of some invisible power we all have to exchange presents and money with each other ...
Posted by Stefan on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:31:00 PST

Too many bombs

The past few days has been hectic. I had to study for a big test and register at school and do some other bureaucratic bullshit. And when I almost was done reading one of the books I read some scary s...
Posted by Stefan on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST

Tuesday bloody tuesday.

Im just sitting at home and watching pet detective. My friends are asking me to take a weekend-trip with them and i really want to do that. But sometimes your wishes are not do-able. Someday soon i wi...
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:13:00 PST

My divine self

I managed to fix my computer and internet!!Who said that high and drunk people arent productive?
Posted by Stefan on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

Bored out of my fuckin mind

Its friday night. I am at home, polishing my pride and cheapness. I dont want to party with my friends. I dont even want to go outside for the moment. The computer and a little lamp is ...
Posted by Stefan on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

Cicero

I really should write a speech until tomorrow, but what do i do? Im not writing any speeches. I promise to get started soon. Sometime I wish I was Magneto in X-men. Then I should write my speech with...
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:32:00 PST