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Dan

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lick-a-lot-o-puss. what do you call a fag dinosaur? mega-sore-a

About Me

eat healthy but don't hold back when it comes to ice cream, coffee, and fried foods. love the sun but i also love the snow. can be outrageous and fun yet reserved and shy. have a college degree but eat a box of dumb for breakfast on occassion. blah blah blah but yet controlled and articulate. go to the gym but can be a lazy bitch. i love plants and gardening but also a tech freak. constantly exploring for new restaurants with great vegetarian food but dream of eating kfc. i like it when you touch my privacy.

My Interests

art, drawin, snowboardin, tennis, biking, design, travelin, ducati monster matte black - HOT, pc bashin, makin furniture and fat momma jokes not all in this order, but i like order too

I'd like to meet:

surprise me. defy norms. genuine. HONEST. open. offer me vision from a different vantage. teach me. say what you have to say. live fast don't slowly exist. guys with tattoos.

Music:

esthero, mono, imogen heap, rage against the machine, fiona, portishead, sade, tori, flaming lips, pine marten, billie holiday, cold play, norah jones, MJ, trina, astrud gilberto, dntel, apparat, classical, dark trance (like anthony papa; global underground)

Movies:

true romance, monsoon wedding, what's eating at gilbert grape, AI, shine, joy luck club, hedwig, amelie, wild reeds, lord of the rings, matrix, bowling for columbine, ponette, 50 first dates, my favorite of all time is not another teen movie!

Television:

six feet under, sex in the city, animal planet, food network, project runway, family guy,

Books:

the tao of pooh, games people play transactional analysis by dr eric berne, anything david sedaris, million little pieces, watership down

Heroes:

mom